Savage 36inch waist coupled with 38inch Moobs with enough cleavage to keep a small baby warm during an Arctic Hike.Brutal Pec sweat from leaning against his boyfriends back during a 30 minute reach around session, who also happens to be the fat sweaty bearded bear in the background.Monster shoulder genetics along with upper arms with same measurements as forearms.Brutal Blow dried hair and mismatched fake tan.