Okay so last night one of my old friends call me, he is a delusional asian guy 5'10 205 with about 20% bodyfat yet he is always wearing tank top showing off his muscle/fat 16 in. arms. He doesnt drink often but was having some drama so got smashed last night. Anyways we decided to go to Go Chicken Go in the hood like we did when we were young.
Well my boy was smashed at this point all reminiscing and shit so he brings his boom box into the store with him. Its about 2 in the morning and the place is full of thugs and crack heads and my boy is thumping "What is love". Some big black dude leans over to my boy and says "Turn that shit off". My boy looks him straight in the eye with a crazy asian look, turns the music up, then with an fob accent says "I had a hard day at work", and then does a most muscular.
I swear I almost died laughing. I think the simple fact that he was an asian guy in the hood looking crazy is the only reason he didn't get the shit beat out of him that night. You got to love delusional people!!
