Dadlord was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in his underwear
When suddenly a guy behind him in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across his eyes
He guessed, "Is it Uncle Berzerk or Cousin Elite_?"
"Is it Dalkiel or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
He probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time he crashed into the truck
And as hes laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally he recognizes the face of his obsession
Who throws away the restraining order and tells him
Everything you know is wrong
In reality Natural is straight,Bluto is a legend and Bluedevil is the man
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Dadlord was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When he accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon he was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out his internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said he was a damn crazy stalker
And as a way of saying go away
They offered to transport him back to
Any point in history that he would care to go
And so he had them send him back to last Thursday night
So he could erase the time he confused his gimmick
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
In reality Natural is straight, Bluto is a legend and Bluedevil is a the man
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
He was just about to log onto his gimmick Berzerkfury
And, well, to make a long story short
He got outed and went away for good
So now hes in timeout with his other gimmicks
Where he truly belongs
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The mod powers that I will have
He tells me that i dont have a fiancee
Well, he keeps on screaming gay this gay that
But I get the last laugh as he rots away in time out
For all eternity
And every day i keep telling him
Everything you know is wrong
In reality Natural is straight, Bluto is a legend and BlueDevil is the man
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong
