Scam you are ashamed of you did when you were/ or still are poor to eat well.

[technokc]

One time I was drunk of my ass when I was 21 and me and a friend went into Sunfresh, a local supermarket, where all of a sudden I thought it would be a good idea to still a 6 pack of Reeses peanut buttercups.  I shoved those bad boys into the front of my baggy jeans and headed out.  On the way I passed a ghetto shelf stocker on a ladder and trying to look cool I lifted up my shirt and told him not to tell anybody.

Needless to say after I left I got slammed on the wall by a big ass cop who dragged me back into the store back to the managers.  They were deciding whether to press charges when I decided to start crying and told them it was my first time drinking and I was a college student please don't mess up my life. . . blah, blah, blah.

Anyway they told me they would let me go if I paid for them but I had no cash.  They said they would accept a check so I wrote them a bad check and skipped my drunk ass out laughing all the way!!

[Eyeball Chambers]

On the way I passed a ghetto shelf stocker on a ladder and trying to look cool I lifted up my shirt and told him not to tell anybody.

Stone Cold hahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahaha

[Tapeworm]

One time I was drunk of my ass when I was 21 and me and a friend went into Sunfresh, a local supermarket, where all of a sudden I thought it would be a good idea to still a 6 pack of Reeses peanut buttercups.  I shoved those bad boys into the front of my baggy jeans and headed out.  On the way I passed a ghetto shelf stocker on a ladder and trying to look cool I lifted up my shirt and told him not to tell anybody.

Needless to say after I left I got slammed on the wall by a big ass cop who dragged me back into the store back to the managers.  They were deciding whether to press charges when I decided to start crying and told them it was my first time drinking and I was a college student please don't mess up my life. . . blah, blah, blah.

Anyway they told me they would let me go if I paid for them but I had no cash.  They said they would accept a check so I wrote them a bad check and skipped my drunk ass out laughing all the way!!

You sound pretty tough.

Alright kid, you're in.  Don't disappoint me.

[Fatpanda]

i used to pretend i was handicap to get into concerts 

[DK II]

i used to pretend i was handicap to get into concerts 

LOL, cheap bastards.

A buddy of mine was PERFECT at mimicking retards. He used to play retarded in public and we were laughing our asses off but people looked at him very sadly and yelled at us for "laughing at him", which made us laugh even more.

Nothing i am ashamed of, btw, just came to think about it because of fatpanda.

[calfzilla]

We were at pizza hut and they kept calling out this one order over and over but the dude never showed up so we went to the counter and were like "yeah I'm order #69" so they gave us a bunch of food and we hurried to our hotel room to eat it. 

[240 is Back]

Smuggling a 48 roll pack of toilet paper on the bottom of a grocery cart so other cash could go towards food.  It's been years; but, still works.

If you catch the bagboy asking the cashier if she's seen "Lisa" or "Bob", they are playing you, G.

LISA = Look In Side Always
Bob = Bottom Of Basket

It's a code they use to remind the casher to look at bottom contents, without insinuating to the customer that he's a thief.

I worked at grocery stores for 7 years.  The sad part was when the office staff would be holding a guy for the police because he stole a pack of beef down his pants... all the while the grocery stock crew were in the back feasting on TV dinners given to us from the freezer by a generous grocery manager. 

[@Brandon]

I bet you got more than that... 

She was very friendly and flirty but unfortunately we had no time.

Another lady was waiting for us she had arranged some hotel
and that is another story 

[Dreadlord]

Stone Cold hahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahaha

[California Muscle]

lol...Funny shit.

From what I understand, it's not feasible to prosecute someone for consuming food while they're in the grocery store.  So a person can get away with opening packages and eating as they pretend to shop.  It's more common than you may think.

Ultimately a person can be refused entry onto the private property, but that's not likely to happen until the person has had several eating binges at a particular store.  Hahaha...gotta love it! 

[dutchmanart]

I stole a pack of gum at 5 and my mother made me return it

LOL

My Mom made me do the same thing Moose.

I had one of the BIG pack's of juicy fruit gum and Mom asked where did I get it from after we had gotten home.

Took me right back to the grocery store and made me apoligize and give back the gum.


You have a good Mom there Moose.

[technokc]

You sound pretty tough.

Alright kid, you're in.  Don't disappoint me.

Hahahaha. . . I'll try not to disappoint you Tapeworm.  Those were crazy times, I don't have enough testosterone left in me to do the shit I did when I was young.

[calfzilla]

lol...Funny shit.

From what I understand, it's not feasible to prosecute someone for consuming food while they're in the grocery store.  So a person can get away with opening packages and eating as they pretend to shop.  It's more common than you may think.
Ultimately a person can be refused entry onto the private property, but that's not likely to happen until the person has had several eating binges at a particular store.  Hahaha...gotta love it! 

Not exactly true.  It varies from state to state but generally if you eat something and walk out of the store then you can get arrested.  Now remember some stores have a policy that they don't bother doing anything for items say under $10.  So one could get away with it that way.  Also you can open stuff and eat it in the store legally as long as you pay before you leave.