That's funny! I don't remember anything about Jesus getting dismembered, chucked into the underworld and getting his necrophilia-bestiality freak on with his wife, who turned herself into a bird (using a substitute schlong, as Osiris' orginial "Johnson" was still MIA).
We have been through this a million times loco; not going to do it again.
Good. It saves him the trouble of having to refute your claims, again.
Actually, I believe you have debated Deicide on this much more than I have.