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Age: 18
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How I Started: I'm so ****ed !!!!!!! Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles ? there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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Forum Signature: $$$**** BIG MONEY BALLER CREW ****$$$
It's not about how much you bench press, its about how much you bounce press that matters
I'm 255lbs and I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And i'm all outta gum lol
*************BIGOREXIA FTW***************
MISC BIG BOY CREW IF U AINT BIG U AINT sh1t
Last Updated: Oct 20, 2008 5:16pm
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Height:
5'9.0" (1.75 m)
Waist:
40" (101.60 cm)
Weight:
250 lb (113.6 kg)
Thighs:
29" (73.66 cm)
Bodyfat:
20.0 %
Calves:
18" (45.72 cm)
Chest:
50" (127.00 cm)
Forearms:
14" (35.56 cm)
Arms:
18.5" (46.99 cm)
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Hips:
34" (86.36 cm)
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Last Updated: Sep 6, 2008 6:24am
