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It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« on: November 14, 2008, 07:43:05 PM »
The great "pumphard"--scourge of the alphabet boards--has promised to kick his 4 box of Twinkies a day habit and lose over 170 lbs this next year!!!

I think it'll be hard to lose that much weight (170 pds) but i will try.  i eat 3-4 boxes of twinkies a day so i'll have to stop that.............hahahah ahaha................... .............



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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 07:46:57 PM »

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 08:02:45 PM »
 well he's lost 2 lbs in three years, so i think Mr. Getbig 43 is more suitable is he's not picked up by the feds or has a massive stroke.

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 08:06:14 PM »
well he's lost 2 lbs in three years, so i think Mr. Getbig 43 is more suitable is he's not picked up by the feds or has a massive stroke.

bahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Classic savage ownage, mass04-style ;D

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 08:07:12 PM »
That huge behemoth will be a lock to win that contest, like taking candy from a baby.  Or luring kids in with candy, in his case..  :-X

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 08:07:56 PM »
Is it safe to walk around at 362 360 lbs? :-X

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 08:28:34 PM »



HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 08:29:51 PM »
imagine those fat pale hands touching it's prey  :-X

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 08:30:07 PM »
really? like has he even replied to one of these threads in the past ~6 months Pandamonium? has he even provoked you in any way?

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 08:33:46 PM »
At what point did pumphard move from being a positive board brown noser to becoming an alphabet board recluse.

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 08:37:30 PM »
At what point did pumphard move from being a positive board brown noser to becoming an alphabet board recluse.

Somewhere around the time Lee Priest, his "idol", started ignoring him.  Check this out:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=189601.0

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 08:40:07 PM »
hahhahahhaahaahha the only reason he liked lee was because lee eats fast food every now and then

So, eating that much junk food on a cheat won't make your fall behind too much?

Lee can u please tell me how many cheat meals you recommend when dieting? 

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 08:42:12 PM »
At what point did pumphard move from being a positive board brown noser to becoming an alphabet board recluse.
Pumphard has never been on my Positive Board, asshole. >:(

I'm going to talk to avesher about your part of his 2 grand. >:(
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 08:42:19 PM »
hahhahahhaahaahha the only reason he liked lee was because lee eats fast food every now and then


HAAH!!!!

This one kills me too: ;D

Which bb magazine do you guys think is the best one out there?  How's Planet Muscle, is it worth buying?

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 08:44:52 PM »
My chiropractor informed me that heavy weight training could be harmfull to you.  She said that constant heavy weight training, constricts the capilliaries in your heart, which can later damage it.  What do you guys think?

Pumphard claims his chiropractor told him to be careful with lifting because of his heart.  Riiiiiight, like his supermorbid obesity had nothing to do with her advice... ::)

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHHHA what a gem

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2008, 08:51:12 PM »
A true bodybuilding schmoe.  Which is funny considering he is morbidly obese:

Why!  What have you done in life?  Can u compare to Lee?

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2008, 10:34:20 PM »
pumphard=unnatural "lusts"=rot in hell

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2008, 03:34:30 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on June 24, 2006, 02:52:11 PM
My chiropractor informed me that heavy weight training could be harmfull to you.  She said that constant heavy weight training, constricts the capilliaries in your heart, which can later damage it.  What do you guys think?

wtf is a chiropractor doing giving heart advice out anyway?

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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2008, 04:14:21 PM »
All heart....

...at least when he is in intensive care
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Re: It's official!! PUMPHARD training for next year's MGB 4!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2008, 04:22:35 PM »
so where are we looking for pumphard's pics panda?? I say myspace or facebook and lurk out the bbing groups.

Shoot me the password to the pumphard account and I'll get started on it ;)