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LOL. Can you imagine some kid coming down stairs to get at his presents and there's some oiled up dude cranking out a most muscular (with a double thumbs-up, no less!) in front of the fireplace. Sheeeet! There'd be a veritable maelstrom of policemen, firemen, social services reps and trauma counselors.
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