You can go to any Spring Break hot spot, (South Padre, Panama, Lake Havasu) spit in any direction and find a carbon copy of the not-so-Legendary "Epic Monster"
Two sizes too small, sleeves cut off, trendy Holllister shirt to accentuate 138 lb ripped frame.......Check
Corona/Coors Light company ball cap with concave bill pulled so far down that said wearer can see next to nothing in front of him........Check
Blue jeans with flip-flops combo........Check
Generic late 90's - early aughts tribal/barbwire tattoos to give off that "bad boy image" for the chicks...Check.
Wearing all these things to take the attention away from his Ginormous dumbo ears.................... ........................ ......................Ch eck.
