HAHA Who remembers this classic post?

[chaos]

Yes, stock porche yellow.

That was no porsche, it was some old ass ford, bright yellow, parked in front of your house.

[SS]

Bullshit without pics or a video.

[Nordic Beast]

hahah this "kegdrainer" account is awesome

[Kegdrainer]

That was no porsche, it was some old ass ford, bright yellow, parked in front of your house.

yes, learn to read.  The color is "stock yellow" from the Porche paint catalog.  The car is an 84 dogde diplomat.

[JOHN MATRIX]

haha now that i think about it kegdrainer is a pretty good poster

[elite_lifter]

yes, learn to read.  The color is "stock yellow" from the Porche paint catalog.  The car is an 84 dogde diplomat.

Where is the pic of you on a scale weighing 260, CLOWN!

[MisterMagoo]

haha now that i think about it kegdrainer is a pretty good poster

if he's just taking the piss, then he's hilarious. if he actually thinks anyone's gonna believe him, well... 

[DeketheCreep]

It was a typical Sunday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.
I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one, BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.
Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
 

[Nordic Beast]

It was a typical Sunday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.
I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one, BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.
Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
 

HAHAhahaha that post made my day

[dr.chimps]

you blathering fools should look up some videos of the conan's wheel strongman event.  What i did was similar to this task, and will less poundage than you would generally see at local strongman events or scottish games.   Lift less than 18" elevation and carry a short distance.  Glad to see my nuts are still in DB's mouth after all this time.

LOL. So you were basically bent right over with this behemoth rock. Amazing. If I tried such a thing they'd probably find my spine scattered across the neighbourhood. 

[BatistaSL]

It was a typical Sunday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.
I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one, BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.
Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
 

ha ha....Made my day too...

[Army of One]

It was a typical Sunday morning, I kissed my model wife on the cheek as she was still ravaged from the supermodel orgy from the previous night, hopped into my rolls royce and was off to the gym. I walked in finger fucked the chick at the front desk and was ready to wage war with the iron. Feeling invigorated from my pre workout fish taco, I decided to take things up a notch.
I warmed up with leg extensions for the stack, slid knee wraps below my 35 inch thighs and proceeded to the squat rack. As i made my pilgrimage to the sacred grounds i noticed a line forming. I figured hey, if these twinks want a show they're gonna get one, BOOM! Much to my dismay the one bar was in use. Don't ask why a multi millionaire goes to a gym with one Olympic bar. As the confrontation was getting heated, i could feel my 736 gram whey shake and 9 cups of rice kicking in. I told the guy if he values his life, he'll leave now and let daddy go to work.
Defeated he walked away, i started piling on plates when out of nowhere, he hit me, Laughing at this i proceeded to invoke lessons taught to me by the Gracie's and took care of this joker in ten seconds. Knowing my capabilities, the freshly finger fucked chick called the SWAT team. A German Shepperd was released, but the twinks neck was broken with my bare hands and military pressed to failure. The national guard was called in and hauled me to jail, but not before a fisting session with the front desk chick. Pumped from all this action i couldn't fit into a normal cop car. Updates to follow.
 

Great post!