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WTF? Just read this about my gym
« on: February 21, 2009, 04:34:09 PM »
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Watch what you say at this gym! Your business is on the street here in a matter of minutes--according to gym instructor and gym investor, Mrs. Lisa Kennedy. She claims that there are many manipulators in classes such as water aerobics, senior fitness and pilates. Ruining her classes and the over all financial picture of the Olympic Gym.

'They have turned my classes into soap operas, causing in many cases, good members to leave the gym', says Lisa.

Those exiting rarely tell the real reason why, but the head count has mysteriously grown at two newer gyms in town. La Fitness in Gresham Oregon and Mt. Hood Atheletic Club in Sandy Oregon.

'This gym isn't going to make it, on $10.00 a month Horizen members, we need to retain our full priced gym members, like the ones who are leaving at $39.99 gym fee a month,' says Mrs. Lisa Kennedy the investor,' I am seeing gym revenue decline by thousands of dollars a year, in just two years!'

When this interviewer, went under cover at the gym, I was shocked to see how dirty and run down the place is. My thought is members are really departing for a cleaner place to go. They don't put money into the place.

Heard a rumor, that there was a man in the woman's dressing room last year, they didn't say if it was a homosexual transvestite or not.

Interviewer for the Trader Gym Mag
Portland, Oregon
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Re: WTF? Just read this about my gym
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 04:37:05 PM »


Heard a rumor, that there was a man in the woman's dressing room last year, they didn't say if it was a homosexual transvestite or not.



haha, classic.

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Re: WTF? Just read this about my gym
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 04:39:56 PM »
Hillarious. 


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Watch what you say at this gym! Your business is on the street here in a matter of minutes--according to gym instructor and gym investor, Mrs. Lisa Kennedy. She claims that there are many manipulators in classes such as water aerobics, senior fitness and pilates. Ruining her classes and the over all financial picture of the Olympic Gym.

'They have turned my classes into soap operas, causing in many cases, good members to leave the gym', says Lisa.

Those exiting rarely tell the real reason why, but the head count has mysteriously grown at two newer gyms in town. La Fitness in Gresham Oregon and Mt. Hood Atheletic Club in Sandy Oregon.

'This gym isn't going to make it, on $10.00 a month Horizen members, we need to retain our full priced gym members, like the ones who are leaving at $39.99 gym fee a month,' says Mrs. Lisa Kennedy the investor,' I am seeing gym revenue decline by thousands of dollars a year, in just two years!'

When this interviewer, went under cover at the gym, I was shocked to see how dirty and run down the place is. My thought is members are really departing for a cleaner place to go. They don't put money into the place.

Heard a rumor, that there was a man in the woman's dressing room last year, they didn't say if it was a homosexual transvestite or not.

Interviewer for the Trader Gym Mag
Portland, Oregon
U.S.A.




you go to the gym?  ::)

pictures of you standing next to a couple of people holding up cardboards with " he works out here " written on it and also having photo ID to prove they are not just random people you found on the street, gave them your daddy's clothes and promised a Nitro-Tech protein shake in exchange for holding up that sign and you curling a dumbbell or I'm calling bullshit!

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Re: WTF? Just read this about my gym
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2009, 04:49:20 PM »
haha, classic.
Yeah that was my favorite part.  Had to share it with my fellow getbiggers. 

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Re: WTF? Just read this about my gym
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 05:08:22 AM »
where is this gym?