Author Topic: I thought this was funny at first but it's actually sad... (Read 4518 times)

Wiggs · « **on:** March 15, 2009, 06:12:58 PM »

Part 2

That must suck to have food control you like that.

CastIron · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:14:18 PM »

That's messed up.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:15:43 PM »

not fat panda

lovemonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:17:19 PM »

What I'll never understand is how someone not under direct gunthreat keeps buying these idiots food. They can not walk to the store themselves and need help in order to buy the next 10lb taco meal. Why help them kill themselves?

CastIron · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:30:29 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 15, 2009, 06:17:19 PM

What I'll never understand is how someone not under direct gunthreat keeps buying these idiots food. They can not walk to the store themselves and need help in order to buy the next 10lb taco meal. Why help them kill themselves?

I know, remember that scene from the movie Seven where the serial killer forced fed that guy and he exploded for eating to much. I never ate Campbells soup after that for six years.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 15, 2009, 06:12:58 PM

Part 2

That must suck to have food control you like that.

Would you hit it?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:32:04 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 15, 2009, 07:31:16 PM

Would you hit it?

i'd hit the living shit out of those peanut butter cups.

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:34:06 PM »

she just spilled over a bit. she'll be fine for the Olympia 202's

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:34:14 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 07:32:04 PM

i'd hit the living shit out of those peanut butter cups.

With your dick?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:35:18 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 15, 2009, 07:34:14 PM

With your dick?

what year were you born, poor mouth?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:35:39 PM »

That's not even remotely close to 33,000 calories per day. Now she's fat blob and she eats like 10 pigs, but that ain't 33,000 calories per day.

QuakerOats · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:37:47 PM »

Quote from: cheftim on March 15, 2009, 07:36:12 PM

How does that Women use the toilet?

i think it's safe to say she hasn't used a regular toilet since early in the Reagan Administration.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:38:13 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 07:35:18 PM

what year were you born, poor mouth?

poor mouth?

What the fuck does that even mean you old timer?

QuakerOats · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:38:59 PM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 15, 2009, 07:38:13 PM

poor mouth?

What the fuck does that even mean you old timer?

it's a line from Scent of a Woman.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:39:24 PM »

Quote from: QuakerOats on March 15, 2009, 07:38:59 PM

it's a line from Scent of a Woman.

lol oh

tommywishbone · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:40:03 PM »

Quote from: cheftim on March 15, 2009, 07:36:12 PM

How does that Women use the toilet?

She dookies in the bed, and has a friend come in and throw the sheets away.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2009, 07:57:04 PM »

People like that are fucked up, I don't feel sorry for them one bit, they do it to themselves, they're the ones putting the twinky or reese's peanut butter cup into their godamn mouth.

Wiggs · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2009, 08:51:04 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on March 15, 2009, 07:35:39 PM

That's not even remotely close to 33,000 calories per day. Now she's fat blob and she eats like 10 pigs, but that ain't 33,000 calories per day.

There were other people on the show. One guy ate 33,000 calories a day.

HTexan · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2009, 09:01:20 PM »

what about that guy, that if he turn onto is stomach the weight of the fat would kill him.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2009, 09:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 15, 2009, 08:51:04 PM

There were other people on the show. One guy ate 33,000 calories a day.

People like that should be sent to a remote island with no food or supplies, and be picked up again in 6 months.

I guarantee by that time they would be at a healthy weight of 160lbs.

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2009, 03:12:01 AM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on March 15, 2009, 06:17:19 PM

What I'll never understand is how someone not under direct gunthreat keeps buying these idiots food. They can not walk to the store themselves and need help in order to buy the next 10lb taco meal. Why help them kill themselves?

x2. Like that monkey at the zoo that was hooked on cigerattes and they couldn't figure out how to get him off of them. Stop buying him cigerattes! Same with this woman with food.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2009, 03:45:33 AM »

One of the guys at my gym works for a mortuary. A few weeks ago they have to bury a guy who was 800lbs. He hadn't left his house in the last 5 years and he hadn't walked in the last two. He was 34. $:-\$

webcake · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2009, 03:46:23 AM »

I still think it's funny.....

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2009, 04:03:38 AM »

Maybe life is more enjoyable being covered in pressure sores, we wouldn't know.