Author Topic: Help!!! (Read 1573 times)

HTexan · « **on:** March 17, 2009, 08:06:36 PM »

Im stuck at forever 21, becuase of my chick

and the store is already closed, and she is still shopping.

thank god for iPhone.

calfzilla · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:08:38 PM »

I have been in the same situation. Quick, check out the hot tight ass bitches that work there and jerk off to them later tonight.

HTexan · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:11:03 PM »

Only seen 2 hot bitches.
Haha their kicking us out. Brb

calfzilla · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:12:17 PM »

Cool. What state/city you in?

HTexan · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:30:03 PM »

LOL they were kicking us out, and my chick made a mad dash for a greenish v- neck. Then, as I was paying, with her card, she brough over another item. Thank god, now we can go eat.
I live in Texas, duh.

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:33:01 PM »

Damn if you lived near me I would have you bring me an Orange Julius and a Sbarro stromboli.

HTexan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:37:56 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 17, 2009, 08:33:01 PM

Damn if you lived near me I would have you bring me an Orange Julius and a Sbarro stromboli.

Cool. But I doubt you live me.

calfzilla · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:39:47 PM »

Yeah, way too far.

HTexan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2009, 11:00:32 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 17, 2009, 08:39:47 PM

Yeah, way too far.

lol let's just said i live 'close" to SA.

gordiano · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:38:55 AM »

WTF is Forever 21?

webcake · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:02:53 AM »

Just remember to slap her in the face for making you wait and spending mans money.....

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:46:56 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on March 18, 2009, 01:38:55 AM

WTF is Forever 21?

x2. Sounds like a store that middle age women shop in to relive their prime years.

calfzilla · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:42:36 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on March 18, 2009, 01:38:55 AM

WTF is Forever 21?

Brutal never have been to the mall your whole life.

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:44:33 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 18, 2009, 11:42:36 AM

Brutal never have been to the mall your whole life.

brutal not realizing some stores are not nationwide

calfzilla · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:48:15 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on March 18, 2009, 11:44:33 AM

brutal not realizing some stores are not nationwide

Monster living in a tiny podunk town.

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:49:57 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 18, 2009, 11:48:15 AM

Monster living in a tiny podunk town.

I come from a town called "Whynot" that has 1 gas station and a church. Nearest town is 10 minute drive and it has two stop lights. Nearest Mall is about a 25 minute drive. So yea, you got me on that one.

calfzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:58:13 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on March 18, 2009, 11:49:57 AM

I come from a town called "Whynot" that has 1 gas station and a church. Nearest town is 10 minute drive and it has two stop lights. Nearest Mall is about a 25 minute drive. So yea, you got me on that one.

No worries. Forever 21 is just a clothing store where 18-30 year old sluts shop. I know cuz I had to endure the forever 21 pergutory with at least 2 different girls.

CastIron · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2009, 02:13:49 PM »

Gay ass stores $:-\$ .

HTexan · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2009, 03:56:04 PM »

Quote from: webcke on March 18, 2009, 02:02:53 AM

Just remember to slap her in the face for making you wait and spending mans money.....

She spent her own money.

HTexan · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:00:50 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 18, 2009, 11:58:13 AM

No worries. Forever 21 is just a clothing store where 18-30 year old sluts shop. I know cuz I had to endure the forever 21 pergutory with at least 2 different girls.

It more like hell.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:06:39 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on March 17, 2009, 08:06:36 PM

Im stuck at forever 21, becuase of my chick and the store is already closed, and she is still shopping. thank god for iPhone.

Thank goodness for Getbig, you have your broskies to keep you sane..

"1"

doison · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:08:57 PM »

How many times have you smacked her?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2009, 05:52:00 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 18, 2009, 11:58:13 AM

No worries. Forever 21 is just a clothing store where 18-30 year old sluts shop. I know cuz I had to endure the forever 21 pergutory with at least 2 different girls.

my wife only shops at fat chick stores, so i'm safe.

HTexan · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2009, 06:33:11 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on March 18, 2009, 04:06:39 PM

Thank goodness for Getbig, you have your broskies to keep you sane..

"1"

truth.