My Ex just got ahold of me on facebook,

[Rudee]

Someone is quite the dreamer.

[RZA]

epic trying to disguise livin off offf champs elise hahahahaha

do you know what's worse than a fag ?











a poor homo



wear your badge proudly gaylord

If I remember correctly, you barely got a handjob by an ugly romanian slut who you basically paid for her services by picking up every single tab possible during one full evening. If you ever come to Paris, send me an e-mail, I'll put in a word for you so that you can access places where they would reject your sorry ass on any normal day. Only problem is that one drink at the Plaza's bar would probably be your yearly income.

[Cleanest Natural]

I thought it was crowded, dirty and overpriced

[Deicide]

yo G,  I got this new shit we should smoke. Weed-tech. Gets us 749765.47454% higher than regular weed. Studies show, true story

Yo, homey, is that my brief case?

 

[RZA]

I lived in Paris for two years. 192 Rue Lecourbe. If it wasn't for my friends Laurent, Abdel, and Zyad? I would classify all Frenchmen as the weakest males on planet Earth! Where do you train?

I train at a place called "L'Usine"in Opéra. It's trendy and clean but the equipment sucks like in most places in Paris. I'd like to go at the RemGym, I have a few friends who trained there but it's at the opposite of where I work. I used to traina the "Cercle de la Forme' in République also. I work a lot plus I have a newborn at home for a month now so I need a gym near my place. BTW, I own a place in Rue Lecourbe (that's a long street).

[Cleanest Natural]

I train at a place called "L'Usine"in Opéra. It's trendy and clean but the equipment sucks like in most places in Paris. I'd like to go at the RemGym, I have a few friends who trained there but it's at the opposite of where I work. I used to traina the "Cercle de la Forme' in République also. I work a lot plus I have a newborn at home for a month now so I need a gym near my place.

I bet you're a monster who moves heavy poundages hahahaha

[RZA]

I thought it was crowded, dirty and overpriced

I guess everything is overpriced for a broke idiot of your kind.

[Deicide]

I guess everything is overpriced for a broke idiot of your kind.

tu es francais?

[chainsaw]

Going back to an ex-GF is a terrible mistake 90% of the time.

Not going back, nice to hear from her though.

[Cleanest Natural]

I guess everything is overpriced for a broke idiot of your kind.

tu es homo?

[chainsaw]

so you live in paris.....


oh man

i bet you're the type of fag who wears scarves when going out for a morning latte and a brioche hahaha

Sorry Bro..  %100 American.  And proud of it.

[chainsaw]

Fuck that. Is she French?

Yes, as french as they come.

[RZA]

tu es homo?

Pasvraiment, non, je vis en couple et j'ai un fils. Et généralement, quand je finis la soirée avec une femme, je ne me contente pas d'une branlette.

[chainsaw]

Yep, she is. At leats, she started her "career" here in France. i don't know that much about porn (but I was way more into it at the time she started). I think she migrated to the US after.

You are correct, I scanned an Aids test and revesed it from positive to negative (photoshop), showed her how it
is a bad business and got her out!  We hooked up for 5 yrs after that.  Nice girl, but a little jealous, over jealous.
typical

[RZA]

Not me I loved it there. Had a killer apt with the best view of the city. Three blocks away was a hostel, trois canards. It had a bar. I pulled more girls out of that place then any other place in my life. The girls didn't have a chance. They were all on vacation in the city of Romance. Different girls from all over the World there everyday. I would take them for a city tour on the back of my motorcycle. Then bring them back to my apt.. Sunset BBQ's on the terrace. Plus I graduated #1 at Le Cordon Bleu. It was no doubt living the dream. Not stereo typing at all. From my experience Frenchman are weaklings.

Which hotel if thet's not too personal? I happen to know hotel bars pretty well and I've had the same experience as you (got lots of action at the Hemingway Bar and the Hotel Costes bar mainly). Lots of American chicks I must say. Fashion weeks were specially great.

[Deicide]

Not me I loved it there. Had a killer apt with the best view of the city. Three blocks away was a hostel, trois canards. It had a bar. I pulled more girls out of that place then any other place in my life. The girls didn't have a chance. They were all on vacation in the city of Romance. Different girls from all over the World there everyday. I would take them for a city tour on the back of my motorcycle. Then bring them back to my apt.. Sunset BBQ's on the terrace. Plus I graduated #1 at Le Cordon Bleu. It was no doubt living the dream. Not stereo typing at all. From my experience Frenchman are weaklings.

Yeah, a lot of French guys kind of look gay. You were in Chef School?

[RZA]

The Vaugirard stop. The club Med thats right there. Pro's train there. Thats where I met my friend Abdel.

Yep, that used to be a good place but they're changing everything in all ClubMed gyms. I agree with you that most french guys are really weak. Do you know a guy named Moe who trains there?

[RZA]

It's a Hostel. A place for young people that want to travel cheap. There is a full bar there as well. Different girls there everyday. It was really too good to be true. Fact. ALL WOMEN VACATIONING IN PARIS WANT TO GET BANGED!

QFT

[Dballn247]

Ex's are bad news.  Even though I'd like to get back with mine, I know it wouldn't work out.  The good times were great, the bad times were a nightmare.

[RZA]

I know all of them. Ask about the American Chef. I'm a Legend there.

I will. I went there to subscribe but the girl who showed me the place told me they were going to change everything, get rid of the squat rack, no dumbells over 50 pounds, etc.....Not a smart move. But if they don't do it, I'll reconsider as it's right in betwenn my work and my house.

[Cleanest Natural]

Sorry Bro..  %100 American.  And proud of it.

not you...RZA

[Deicide]

Ex's are bad news.  Even though I'd like to get back with mine, I know it wouldn't work out.  The good times were great, the bad times were a nightmare.

QFT

[ironneck]

i just had great sex with my ex
shit i'm a monster i fucked till i came 2 times without any break,yeeaaaaaah