The New Camaro

[BayGBM]

Years in development the Camaro is brand new... and the CEO beside it was just fired.  Talk about symbolism. 

The Camaro was a cool car--when I was in junior high school.  To get on my radar screen today, it would have to run on water, solar, or hydrogen.  Why is GM always so behind the curve in making technological leaps.


...Indeed, it's a car some hope will maybe, just maybe sell like crazy and restore a tiny bit of faith in big, thick, meaty, rather inane American cars that have no real place in the new millennium, but which for some reason they keep building anyway, presumably because aging frat boys you should never, ever date think they're totally wickedcool and will therefore be willing to shell out 35 grand to own, unless they won't.

Am I talking about the ugly-as-a-giant-vacuum-cleaner Chevy Volt? Am I aiming this admittedly overheated verbiage at the ruddy, useless Impala? No, I am not.

I am talking about the brand new, leering, pseudo-masculine 2010 Chevrolet Camaro....

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/04/01/notes040109.DTL

[Hugo Chavez]

There are a few things I don't like about the new camaro, but there are a lot of things I don't like about that author, what a jackass.