Author Topic: people at work WTF (Read 1946 times)

dan18 · « **on:** April 16, 2009, 09:23:57 AM »

this guy typical weekend weight lifter is at his desk with a bag with 4 bundles
of copy paper doing one arm curls.I want to smash him in the head with his key board

dan18 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:44:09 AM »

now hes grunting were do theses people come from..

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:45:28 AM »

this guy i work with has ankle wieghts on
whata fag hahaha

Tapeworm · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:47:08 AM »

Offer to spot him!!

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:48:34 AM »

My sisters 'manager' brought her some 5 lb weights and a print out of some exercises she wanted her to try out.

5 lb dumbbells? 35 lb dumbbells would be more like it, manager must be a tinytit...

dan18 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:49:50 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 16, 2009, 09:47:08 AM

Offer to spot him!!

If he starts to squat with a bag of staplers im there

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:51:14 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 16, 2009, 09:47:08 AM

Offer to spot him!!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:53:17 AM »

This one guy used to bring in a gyro ball to work his wrists. The fucking thing sounded like a drill being used and was so freaking loud. He claimed to HR that it was for ergonomics, but his manager made him stop because the noise was too loud

dan18 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:56:40 AM »

Quote from: RPF on April 16, 2009, 09:48:34 AM

My sisters 'manager' brought her some 5 lb weights and a print out of some exercises she wanted her to try out.

5 lb dumbbells? 35 lb dumbbells would be more like it, manager must be a tinytit...

i can see it all now he rolled up his sleeves showing his 12'' guns and showed her how to do curls all while he was planning how to get into her pants

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2009, 09:57:07 AM »

We had a guy at work who brought in creatine powder in a ziplock bag. The fucking thing looked like a bag of coke and he almost got into trouble.

dan18 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:01:12 AM »

Quote from: FREAKgeek on April 16, 2009, 09:57:07 AM

We had a guy at work who brought in creatine powder in a ziplock bag. The fucking thing looked like a bag of coke and he almost got into trouble.

creatine wow he must be jaaaaaaaccccckkkkeeeeddd d up

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:02:28 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 16, 2009, 09:56:40 AM

i can see it all now he rolled up his sleeves showing his 12'' guns and showed her how to do curls all while he was planning how to get into her pants

Manager is a woman. If it had been a man I would have stabbed him in the face with a soldering iron.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:04:49 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 16, 2009, 09:49:50 AM

If he starts to squat with a bag of staplers im there

Can't believe he would dare to challenge your alpha status with such a display. You may have to french press some desk drawers before this gets out of hand.

dan18 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 16, 2009, 10:04:49 AM

Can't believe he would dare to challenge your alpha status with such a display. You may have to french press some desk drawers before this gets out of hand.

Im going outside at this minute to dead lift his car good thing i bring my weight belt everywhere i go

CalvinH · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:06:37 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 16, 2009, 09:23:57 AM

this guy typical weekend weight lifter is at his desk with a bag with 4 bundles
of copy paper doing one arm curls.I want to smash him with my forehead!

Fixed.

dan18 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:40:21 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on April 16, 2009, 11:06:37 AM

Fixed.

why you fuckin up a good thread with youre dribble

lovemonkey · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:46:30 AM »

Hey dan, how's it going?

DK II · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:49:01 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 16, 2009, 09:23:57 AM

this guy typical weekend weight lifter is at his desk with a bag with 4 bundles
of copy paper doing one arm curls.I want to smash him in the head with his key board

4 bundles??

Whow! my record is two!

kiwiol · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:50:07 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 16, 2009, 09:23:57 AM

this guy typical weekend weight lifter is at his desk with a bag with 4 bundles
of copy paper doing one arm curls.I want to smash him in the head with his key board

So are you gonna bitch about it here or are you gonna ask him out on a gym date like a REAL mayne