I guess that's a 'no' to a real university learning and degree, then. Ah well, maybe try the Open University. Learn at your own pace, etc. I'm guessing that your favourite book is Conrad's 'The Secret Agent.'
/maybe look up an anger management program, too. i'd hate to be your dog when you get home.
Why do you have an obsession with university ??
Are you not aware that, academia, knowledge & wisdom, are completely separate.
I know a guy who works for 'British aerospace' (scores of a mate of mine), he is always getting 'head hunter' letters (offers of employment).
Out-side of his field of expertise, he is a 'Fat_Panda' - he couldn't boil a fucking Egg to the right consistency.
Ever heard of a 'Paradigm' ?? yeah, they seem very popular at Uni !!
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough” - Einstein.