The way my phone calls go nowadays:
This is Andy Griffin, how can I help you?
I want a supervisor right now! I am so tired of this!
Meltdown.
I don't think you understand how serious this is! My results have been on back order for a month!
Calm down, Gloria.
When are they gonna be available?? I WANT THE TRUTH!!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I have friends in this business, you know!
Oh, brother. Another internet tough guy with epic 13 inch arms and brutal latless bony back.
This isn't over, not by a long shot!
Yes it is; you won't recover.
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