dr. chimps, how could you ever do this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deicide]

 

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090705/tuk-uk-britain-zoo-escape-fa6b408.html

Chimps' break for lunch forces public from zoo
4 hours 51 mins ago

 Print Story Chester Zoo, the country's most popular wildlife attraction, was evacuated on Sunday after 30 chimpanzees escaped from their enclosure. Skip related content
The animals made their escape at lunchtime and found their way into a keeper area where their food is normally prepared.

Visitors were asked to leave the 110-acre zoo as keepers rounded up the chimps.

"We had an army of chimps eating their way through the keeper's kitchen and the decision was taken, quite rightly, to evacuate," a spokeswoman said.

"By around 4 pm we had managed to get all the chimps back in their enclosure, some of them with very full bellies."

There were no injuries to members of the public or staff and the zoo said the decision to evacuate was taken as a precautionary measure. It apologised for the incident and an investigation was underway into how the animals escaped.

Chester Zoo, in Cheshire, north west England, is home to more than 7,000 animals and attracts more than a million visitors each year.

[Mr Nobody]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090705/tuk-uk-britain-zoo-escape-fa6b408.html

Chimps' break for lunch forces public from zoo
4 hours 51 mins ago

 Print Story Chester Zoo, the country's most popular wildlife attraction, was evacuated on Sunday after 30 chimpanzees escaped from their enclosure. Skip related content
The animals made their escape at lunchtime and found their way into a keeper area where their food is normally prepared.

Visitors were asked to leave the 110-acre zoo as keepers rounded up the chimps.

"We had an army of chimps eating their way through the keeper's kitchen and the decision was taken, quite rightly, to evacuate," a spokeswoman said.

"By around 4 pm we had managed to get all the chimps back in their enclosure, some of them with very full bellies."

There were no injuries to members of the public or staff and the zoo said the decision to evacuate was taken as a precautionary measure. It apologised for the incident and an investigation was underway into how the animals escaped.

Chester Zoo, in Cheshire, north west England, is home to more than 7,000 animals and attracts more than a million visitors each year.

LOL

[kiwiol]

Maybe he was going catabolic and wanted to get his PWO meal before "the window" closed?

Protein is everything, brah.

[Mr Nobody]

Maybe he was going catabolic and wanted to get his PWO meal before "the window" closed?

Protein is everything, brah.

Tell me if I'm wrong I thought chimps ate bannanas?

[Doug_Steele]

Tell me if I'm wrong I thought chimps ate bannanas?

And throw Feces at each other 

[Deicide]

Tell me if I'm wrong I thought chimps ate bannanas?

They have been observed eating meat.

[kiwiol]

Tell me if I'm wrong I thought chimps ate bannanas?

Normally yes, but for Dr Chimps, that's just a pre-workout snack. Protein is life, bro.

[Deicide]

Normally yes, but for Dr Chimps, that's just a pre-workout snack. Protein is life, bro. Even for THG!

Fixed

[Mr Nobody]

Normally yes, but for Dr Chimps, that's just a pre-workout snack. Protein is life, bro.

where is chimps when you need him?

[dr.chimps]

I don't think it's any big secret around here that I'm a glutton. The lads and I just got into the beers a little early, and...well...,  you know how it goes. Pretty soon, feces is flying everywhere, and then press gets a hold of it. A zoo's dirty little secret exposed.  

[Mr Nobody]

I don't think it's any big secret around here that I'm a glutton. The lads and I just got into the beers a little early, and...well...,  you know how it goes. Pretty soon, feces is flying everywhere, and then press gets a hold of it. A zoo's dirty little secret exposed.  

Damn another great comeback by chimps.

[burn2live]

Tell me if I'm wrong I thought chimps ate bannanas?

Check this out. Scarily human and incredibly intelligent, almost wasn't shown on UK TV. They have actually omitted the part where the chimps open the monkey up and eat it. Pretty amazing

[SamoanIrishman]

Tell me if I'm wrong I thought chimps ate bannanas?

You're not wrong..they do, along with many other foods. As stated in the post above me, they also eat meat. Discovery Channel showed them hunting monkeys one time..it was awesomely brutal.