Author Topic: you know your gay when.... (Read 3731 times)

benchthis · « **on:** May 06, 2009, 03:48:02 PM »

you read the twilight series and you own a dvd of twilight the movie

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:54:03 PM »

or listen to the soundtrack

no, wait! awww

polychronopolous · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:54:45 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 06, 2009, 03:48:02 PM

you read the twilight series and you own a dvd of twilight the movie

i have no idea what your talking about

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:55:52 PM »

when you'd rather hit a tranny than a female bodybuilder

benchthis · « **Reply #4 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:56:33 PM »

no no music is another thing... i tend to enjoy a fine piece of music... even though there featured in a shit movie

benchthis · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:58:05 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 06, 2009, 03:48:02 PM

you read the twilight series and you own a dvd of twilight the movie

translation= i saw my ex at that movie with her new BF while i was my sister and mother a few weeks ago

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:58:20 PM »

You know a hot woman is taking a bath and singing show tunes...and you put your ear against the keyhole.

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:59:31 PM »

a girl shows you her ass and you're wondering where she bought the sofa

benchthis · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:01:01 PM »

you long on to getbig for the pictures...

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:02:50 PM »

you put your finger in your ass when in the tub under the pretence you're doing to get it really clean

benchthis · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:03:15 PM »

you know your gay when youve have clips from the cost of redemption open in one window and porno on the other and you go back and forth while your jerking off... while in your mind you think your just looking at ronnie for lifting motivation

benchthis · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:04:29 PM »

you know your gay when you claim your not gay but still support gay marriage

JP TA...

nothing against gays

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:06:34 PM »

you know you're gay if your screen name is bigbobs, hulkster or narcissisticdeity and you have 30,000 picture on you hardrive of your favorite muscleman and you argue for years about his body in trunks

benchthis · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:08:23 PM »

you know your gay when your screen name has the world EARL in it and you defend a mans package by claiming he doesnt stuff

SuperNatural · « **Reply #14 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:30:06 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 06, 2009, 04:04:29 PM

you know your gay when you claim your not gay but still support gay marriage
JP TA...

nothing against gays

Believing in the legality of x does not imply you wish to perform x.

I believe steroids, marijuana should be legal, but I don't wish to use them.

Spike · « **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:31:30 PM »

when, like daneilson, you take a dump, I mean a really heafty one, you get a boner

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:32:42 PM »

You know you are gay when you do think football players are obese

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:37:06 PM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 06, 2009, 03:48:02 PM

you read the twilight series and you own a dvd of twilight the movie

hardy harhar

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2009, 11:01:32 AM »

Quote from: benchthis on May 06, 2009, 03:48:02 PM

you read the twilight series and you own a dvd of twilight the movie

then i'm gay i guess i read all the books and watched the movie..... $:-\$

oo and i'm also an Oscar Wilde fan...so that'd make me uber gay...

Homophobia usually means you yourself have a tad sweet in ya......i learned that from watching conservative republicans

BayGBM · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2009, 11:42:44 AM »

When you can name a Mr. O winner (besides Arnold)

haider · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2009, 11:50:34 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on May 10, 2009, 11:42:44 AM

When you can name a Mr. O winner (besides Arnold)

Ronnie Coleman

sync pulse · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2009, 12:16:28 PM »

...You own a car with an automatic transmission....

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:26:22 PM »

Quote from: sync pulse on May 10, 2009, 12:16:28 PM

...You own a car with an automatic transmission....

i'm gonna let this pass under the assumption that you live in an area where you dont spend around 3 hrs of your life every day in bumper to bumper traffic ie you hardly ever get to 4th gear