What is it about grocery stores?

[calfzilla]

That make me want to walk around with a major case of ILS.  I don't do it anywhere else.  Why just the grocery store? 

[Sir Humphrey]

That make me want to walk around with a major case of ILS.  I don't do it anywhere else.  Why just the grocery store? 

It's OK unless you're walking around the grocery store wearing nothing but a skimpy shiny thong and pro-tan. (In that case, steer clear of the frozen aisle.)

[Boost]

I usually find a quite aisle and perform a quick set of press ups for maximum chest, tri pump

[calfzilla]

you're looking at all that food imaging how HUGE you're gonna get.

I think that is pretty much spot on.

[tommywishbone]

I like the grocery store. I always get plenty of mom action there. Not always hot mom action, but it still counts.

[FREAKgeek]

What does ILS stand for? I love school?

 

[YoungBlood]

Since I'd venture to guess I spend more time in grocery stores than anyone else on the board, I could share a few things about stores that I have modeled as an archetype of the general public.

The most prominent point being: as soon as people walk through the doors to shop, they literally leave their brains in their vehicle. I'm no different. I see people do things that make you go "wtf were are you thinking?" and then when I shop I noticed myself drifting towards those patterns of behavior and catch myself and ream myself out!

[CastIron]

I purchased a weeping pussy willow from the grocery store. It is about 1.5 feet tall.

[The Showstoppa]

I purchased a weeping pussy willow from the grocery store. It is about 1.5 feet tall.

Did you name it "Swede?" 

[polychronopolous]

The frozen foods section in white people's grocery store is damn near heaven.