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Awesomo

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It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« on: May 30, 2009, 09:16:35 AM »
I was at the gym yesterday and this fat roided up permabulker shows up. He is about to start his first exercise on the cable row machine as I am about to start on the lat pull down machine after already having done deadlifts, pull ups, and cable rows. I am sweaty as hell and have been working out hard he obviously isn't as he is just about to start. We both finish our first sets at about the same time. Then I go on to do 3 more sets waiting a full minute between each set before he does his second set. In that whole time between his first and second set he was sucking wind. It was pathetic. Takes him 4-5 minutes between a set not even to failure to catch his breath.

There is definitely a difference between being in shape (and looking good with muscles) and being in "shape" (where you can actually do activities without getting incredibly winded)
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2009, 09:20:27 AM »
Quote from: Awesomo on May 30, 2009, 09:16:35 AM
There is definitely a difference between being in shape (and looking good with muscles) and being in "shape" (where you can actually do activities without getting incredibly winded)

I'll take the first one.  ;D
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2009, 09:21:19 AM »
haha, yeah I don't particularly have anything against guys like that, but it is pretty funny to watch and your post is pretty spot on  :)

How about the guys who sit on the bench press in between sets for 5 minutes talking on the cell phone.?
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Awesomo

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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2009, 09:33:01 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on May 30, 2009, 09:21:19 AM
How about the guys who sit on the bench press in between sets for 5 minutes talking on the cell phone.?

One of that same guy's breathen at my gym asked me to watch his bench while he took a break complaining "that people are always taking it" and went to get water. Now this guy was strong as shit and I guess training that way involves a long rest period but my brother and I finished our entire bench workout before he came back. This was pretty prime time at the gym and these guys think because they can bench more than most of the gym they can just leave it empty for 10 minutes. These guys should be required to come only in non prime time hours: 1. because they take 30 minutes on the bench or whatever else they are using and 2. Because they scare the hot girls away  ;)
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2009, 09:39:43 AM »
different people have different fitness goals

there's no harm as long as they aren't obnoxious and delusional

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Awesomo

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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2009, 09:48:37 AM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on May 30, 2009, 09:39:43 AM
different people have different fitness goals

there's no harm as long as they aren't obnoxious and delusional

Oh yeah i have no problem with the guy, actually seems like a really nice guy, I just had no idea in how poor cardio-vascular shape they were in.
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2009, 03:58:03 PM »
Fat fucks piss me off :-X
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2009, 04:02:13 PM »
permabulkers= the babe magnets around these parts

me= a freak of nature that no girl wants anything to do with
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2009, 05:51:03 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 30, 2009, 04:02:13 PM
permabulkers= the babe magnets around these parts

me= a freak of nature that no girl wants anything to do with

Dude why do you lie. you know for a fact the ladies want you (even if you have gay tendencies  :)) more than any permabulker who can't run half a tabata round.
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2009, 06:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Awesomo on May 30, 2009, 05:51:03 PM
Dude why do you lie. you know for a fact the ladies want you (even if you have gay tendencies  :)) more than any permabulker who can't run half a tabata round.
he's just being modest, all the top bears love him. :D
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2009, 07:17:17 PM »
i saw a perma bulker buying a huge cell tech bottle today-i saw him but he didnt see me ;)
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2009, 07:46:57 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on May 30, 2009, 06:30:36 PM
he's just being modest, all the top bears love him. :D

this is GAY
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 12:50:22 AM »
Permabulkers honestly aren't bad people they just have fat genetics and no will power. Honestly i used to be one and now worked hard to become a twink. i had a thin tiny build but then grew into it and got fat as hell. luckily for me i had a mom who wouldn't put up with that shit and said "i don't care what you lift you look like a piece of shit and lose weight" and i did and now i am a proud 185 (hoping to be 175 pound) twink.
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 12:55:50 AM »
Quote from: Awesomo on May 31, 2009, 12:50:22 AM
Permabulkers honestly aren't bad people they just have fat genetics and no will power.

Their lack of willpower sickens me!  >:(
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Re: It is pathetic how out of shape permabulkers are in
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 02:53:01 AM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on May 30, 2009, 07:17:17 PM
i saw a perma bulker buying a huge cell tech bottle today-i saw him but he didnt see me ;)

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer got up to 300 lbs to get disability.  He bought some stuff called "Weight Gain 3000" and the clerk said, "Lucky for you this stuff doesn't work!"

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