A few updates on what's been going on in the MMA twittersphere..
QUEER EYE
"680 knbr sports Radio in San fran. The program director is dressed up like a gay cowboy and none is talking about it. Very uncomfortable" -Joe Rogan, isn't like his buddy who enjoys taking pictures of them..
"It's very rare that you can spot a gay cowboy just by looking at him. They dress just like straight cowboys... The best clue you're gonna get is if he smells nice. "Damn, this rugged guy smells like flowers..."" -Joe Rogan, explains how his gaydar works..
"He's sucking my dick now. I definitely think he's gay" -Joe Rogan
"Soon I can check off one of my goals on my goal sheets..if u believe it then u CAN achieve it! This is gonna be a great year!" -Arianny Celeste, channeling Lyoto Machida.
"You finally fucked a black guy? Congrats!! All you need now is a puerto rican for a full house!!
" -Joe Rogan, replying to Arianny.
"Fuck Jacare. Quote me on that. Next time I'm gonna beat his ass legally." -Mayhem Miller, beating his ass won't get you in trouble... It's only illegal if you marry him.
Zzzzzz..
"My lucky day. Lugz phootshoot with Machida today. I'm not drinking lemonade!" -Rampage Jackson has yet to discover the magical effects of Lyoto's pee.
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http://twitpic.com/62iu9 - Trying to look better than Machida at the Lugz phootshoot" -Rampage Jackson
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http://twitpic.com/635yf - This is how I do my photoshoots!" -Rampage Jackson, a tribute to his long lost cousin Michael.
"Bizy week! Did photo shoot wit Rampage and Macida for lugz! Now in new York doing an appearance! Life is ruff! LOL" -Houston Alexander, doez being in lugz forze you typez like thiz all the timez? thats ruff..
"Miguel Torres is in da hizzy. We are gonna war tonight with Muzzafar and the rest of the crew. Sick training doesn't stop!" -Kenny Florian, okay so i guezz itz not cauze of lugz then..
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http://twitpic.com/62xmn - Working hard" -Rampage Jackson, doing his best Rashad Evans impression..
LIFE IS TUF
"Heading out to vegas for the new TUF" -Rampage Jackson, Starts his second coaching gig for The Ultimate Fighter
"Just got done with a long first day on the job. I liked everybody but one!" -Rampage Jackson, is he talking about Evans or Kimbo?
"Day 2 of my new job, it's gonna be hard working around a person you wanna knock out.." -Rampage Jackson, I think it's Evans.
"Man oh man... Just met up with my Accountant... I hate paying tax... that is the one downfall of success... More tax!" -Elvis Sinosic, with a record of 8-11-2, complains about being successful.
"Matt and Jay Barnes, sac town Royalty. Lil pool party.
http://twitpic.com/6als0" -Urijah Faber, Shouldn't be standing beside NBA players.
"Me, personally, I would have kicked Bispings balls thru the top of his head." -Jason High
"Kimbo on TUF will make great TV and be great exposure for the UFC. I don't think he will do that well, but he won't be as bad as some b4 him" -Joe Lauzon, doesn't think Kimbo will get his bread.
"I was just told I have chubby cheeks like Brooke Burke...guess that's way better than Alvin the chipmunk!
" -Arianny Celeste, Life is TUF
SAY IT AIN'T SO
"What is the world coming to? Today my 2yr old daughter asked for my credit card cause she wants some boobies!! FML" -Rampage Jackson
"So my neighbors upstairs R so loud we had an earthquake and we assumed it was them. Is it wrong to call the police on them?" -Jason High
"Me and my idol "iron" Mike Tyson
http://sml.vg/QS0Izp" -BJ Penn
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http://twitpic.com/67px2 - I don't know if I should be upset or proud that my dogs balls are bigger than mine!!" -Rampage Jackson, too much info dude, too much info..
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http://twitpic.com/6bra2 What's goin on here? Smores" -Arianny Celeste, actually the real question here is, what's going on with that ring finger?? Say it ain't so Arianny, Say it ain't so!
BACK TO FIGHTING
"Longest fight camp of my career! I am in great shape! I will leave for Germany next weekend. Can't wait!" -Mike Swick, is ready for his UFC 99 fight against Ben Saunders
"Just my way to let you guys know how happy I am to be back in the big show." -FRANK TRIGG, on his return to the UFC
"I stopped to smell the roses. Somebodys dog was there first. Now my shoe is dirty. Stupid roses." -Frank Trigg, don't blame the roses, they don't poop.
"There is a reason they call Gray Manyard a bully, he was trying to bite my head off today at practice. somebody give me a dog leash, MOM!!!" -FRANKTRIGG, good luck against 170 lb. wrestlers like Kos.
"Great day of sparring! Time to start knocking people out!" -Bobby Lashley
TWITPICS and RANDOM TWEETS
"On my way to the studio with Eddie Bravo..music heals the soul!! ...
http://twitpic.com/6i4nk Rockin out with eddie..can't wait to let u hear new song!" -Arianny Celeste
"I ♥ @kittycaht ....I think my twitter was HACKED! But I still <3 her. or at least humping her." -Mayhem Miller, well at least he's honest right?
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http://twitpic.com/64is4 Kiss my chunky cheeks! Hahahhah...
http://twitpic.com/5u55y Too much fun..I apologize" --Arianny Celeste, knows her twitpics are the only reason guys even read this series..
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http://twitpic.com/6hpnh - Yeah I read books- but only for photo-ops" -Mayhem Miller... That's Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk.
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http://tinyurl.com/qvjdsf awkward yet funny video. @ the dentist." -Arianny Celeste, should upload more "videos".. If you know what i mean.
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http://twitpic.com/6am6j ...Barne' dog Capone has some skills!
http://twitpic.com/6am1p" -Urijah Faber, should let his dog meet Rampage's
"I'm sure we will be seeing more of Miiiisssttteeerrr Keennnneeeddyyy!! Best Wishes Bro" -Bobby Lashley, on his pro wrestling buddy.
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http://twitpic.com/6bfvy - Compliments of Walter at Mastro's Steakhouse." -Mayhem Miller
"Just finished
http://sml.vg/wb6nv3" -BJ Penn
