What kind of nitwit goes knocking on people's doors during football games?
I ran out of patience with them and any other door to door peddlers years ago.
When I first got my car, I used to wash it every week, this older black man with a walking stick used to come around and shoot the shit with me, come to find out he was a JW. He would give me pamphlets. Now, if I visit home on a Sat or Sun, there will be a loud knock on the door...it's him.
Funny thing about JW's....they don't celebrate birthdays, but if you give them a present, they'll take it

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