Bill Cosby is Running in 2012!

[Colossus_500]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. 


HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart  policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on   SOUTHBOUND aliens...

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8 ) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes.


GOD BLESS AMERICA 


Bill Cosby 

[2ND COMING]

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

i'm on board with everything besides this.

[Dos Equis]

*APPLAUSE*

I like everything except cutting off hands.  Cosby for president! 

[240 is Back]

I like this Cosby guy.  He needs a TV show or something.  He'd get my vote. 

I like this rule best:
One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

[tu_holmes]

Complete crap.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/billcosby/a/cosby_write_in.htm

Netlore Archive: Circulating online, a 'presidential platform' attributed to 'write-in candidate' Bill Cosby. He had nothing to do with it.

Description: Email joke / Hoax
Circulating since: July 2008 (this version)
Status: Falsely attributed to Bill Cosby

[Dos Equis]

Complete crap.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/billcosby/a/cosby_write_in.htm

Netlore Archive: Circulating online, a 'presidential platform' attributed to 'write-in candidate' Bill Cosby. He had nothing to do with it.

Description: Email joke / Hoax
Circulating since: July 2008 (this version)
Status: Falsely attributed to Bill Cosby

Ah so what.  It's still great. 

[Option D]

*APPLAUSE*

I like everything except cutting off hands.  Cosby for president! 

i dont like the cutting off of the hands or the steroids thing
besides that. im good

[LurkerNoMore]

Bill Cosby don't care about no black folks.


LOL

[tu_holmes]

Ah so what.  It's still great. 

I agree with most of it... the hand thing bugs me and I don't think steroids are even worthwhile to have laws about, but I can agree with the rest of it.

[ToxicAvenger]

90% agree!

except for the steroid bit

[Brixtonbulldog]

ha ha ha


No way he wrote that but whoever did nailed it.

[24KT]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. 


HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.

Sheesh! Good luck pulling that one off. 

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart  policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

even more ridiculous and assinine than #1. You forget the history of the last great Depression. Isolationism hurt you more than it helped you, ...and if you think you can cut all imports and survive... well, ...all I gotta say is put down the crack pipe.

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

You guys are just addicted to committing suicide aren't ya?

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on   SOUTHBOUND aliens...

Your retired military veterans will be too busy sorting through the mountains of paper work and jumping through the endless loopholes just trying to get some of the benefits promised to them which they earned

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

no comment

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

Good luck pulling that one off

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

Sha right! 

(8 ) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

There goes your entire population, ...from politicians to corporate executives. Gov offices would be bare

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

{LOL} after all that, do you think the world would actually take your wheat? Your butt's would be boycotted so fast it ain't funny. no one needs American wheat. They can get it from Canada, russia etc., etc., etc.,

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

This one might actually sound good, ...if it weren't for US foreign policy mucking about with so many economies to begin with. Maybe if they weren't messed about with to begin with, ...they wouldn't have any need for assistance. It would never fly anyway, ...Israel would never stand for it.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

Sure, ...why not a little more idolatry to turn the last remaining freethinkers into brainwashed sheeples

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

How about gay weddings, ...could it be played at Gay weddings too?
Maybe if you allowed gay couples to marry, ...they'd be happy to play it over & over & over again.


Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes.

GOD BLESS AMERICA 


Bill Cosby 

Liar, the author not only wants to step on toes, ...he wants to make sure he cripples them while he's at it. Instead of sounding like a write-in candidate, ...he's sounding more & more like a real assclown

[Brixtonbulldog]

Liar, the author not only wants to step on toes, ...he wants to make sure he cripples them while he's at it. Instead of sounding like a write-in candidate, ...he's sounding more & more like a real assclown

WAAHHHH!!!  WAAAHHHH!!!  SO UNFAIR!!! WAAAAHHH

Funny how the US is supposed to tolerate other countries pulling a lot of this stuff while not being allowed to do so ourselves and act in OUR best interests.  I don't hear you condemning or speaking out against those countries.