WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW........

[calfzilla]

I severely injured my left calf muscle last night while sleeping.  I believe I had what is called a "charlie horse" where the muscle like flexes and stays flexed super painfully.  I woke up almost crying.  All you can really do is try to stretch it out a little and that helps.  Still hurts now, not sure why this happened, maybe I was lacking certain nutrients or perhaps my calves are so massive they are just imploding.  

[WillGrant]

Thanks for the update!

No im not putting it up my date , that would be wrong  

[webcake]

I severely injured my left calf muscle last night while sleeping.  I believe I had what is called a "charlie horse" where the muscle like flexes and stays flexed super painfully.  I woke up almost crying.  All you can really do is try to stretch it out a little and that helps.  Still hurts now, not sure why this happened, maybe I was lacking certain nutrients or perhaps my calves are so massive they are just imploding.  

Oh no!

As a fellow calf monster, this is deeply upsetting.

Take it easy and keep us updated!

[Tapeworm]

I will probably have dinner soon........maybe will order some thai again.

I am recommending a Hunter Valley Sauvignon Semillon Blanc with that.  Spicy is tough to pair but you can't go wrong with a Hunter SSB.

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I am recommending a Hunter Valley Sauvignon Semillon Blanc with that.  Spicy is tough to pair but you can't go wrong with a Hunter SSB.

hmmmmm.........i'll have to check the cellar.

Or i'll just have some lemon lime and bitters. Can't go wrong with that.

[Tapeworm]

hmmmmm.........i'll have to check the cellar.

Or i'll just have some lemon lime and bitters. Can't go wrong with that.

Anyone else I would think is joking with this.

[webcake]

Anyone else I would think is joking with this.

lol, it isn't very big. Just a dark room filled with wine bottles.

I don't really rate wine, so i steer clear of it.

[Tapeworm]

lol, it isn't very big. Just a dark room filled with wine bottles.

I don't really rate wine, so i steer clear of it.

Let me guess.  Your dad has a walk in humidor full of cigars and your folks attend the opera once a fortnight, but you don't smoke and you think Dido should have just found a new screw.

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Let me guess.  Your dad has a walk in humidor full of cigars and your folks attend the opera once a fortnight, but you don't smoke and you think Dido should have just found a new screw.

lol, nah, no cigars. No opera either. We're pretty normal. My dad doesn't even know shit about wine, just has it to appear more cultured and civilised i think.....

[Tapeworm]

lol, nah, no cigars. No opera either. We're pretty normal. My dad doesn't even know shit about wine, just has it to appear more cultured and civilised i think.....

Hmmm, could backfire.  A lot of varieties are best opened young, without ageing.  He'll look like a bit of a rube if he drags out a dusty 'ol bottle that past its peak 5 years ago... unless of course no one else knows either! 

[webcake]

Hmmm, could backfire.  A lot of varieties are best opened young, without ageing.  He'll look like a bit of a rube if he drags out a dusty 'ol bottle that past its peak 5 years ago... unless of course no one else knows either! 

Knowing him, he probably would do something like that.

Hopefully he has some kind of system in place.........or if all else fails, just stick to cask wine. 

[Tapeworm]

Mmmmm, cask.    Now you're talkin.  You should swap out all his bottles for casks one day as a joke.  "Better value Pop, and they stack without all those racks!"