Author Topic: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals  (Read 3856 times)

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The gym facilities here at the Hyatt are very limited unless you're a bikini competitor or a schmoe, but in a pinch, you can put together a decent workout. 

Today's chest day and no one who lives in Chicago seems to know where we can train within 5 miles of the host hotel.  Ok, fine, whatever, you don't wanna let outsiders in your gym, screw ya. 

The dumbbells only go up to 55s, but they've got an adjustable bench and a chest press machine that goes up pretty high, so I'll be able to manage. 

My buddy's using the incline bench, so I figure I'll start on the machine.  I ask the guy standing next to it (on his phone, no less) if I can work in and he says, "I've only got 3 sets left, then it's yours."  He then sits down on it, still on his phone call. 

Whatever.  I go do my 4 sets on the incline.  He's *still* there...sitting.  I usually don't really notice other people in the gym, but because he'd already pissed me off, he was on my radar and I swear, this fucker was on his phone WAY more than he was lifting.

Then I go ahead and do my flyes.  Finally, he's done then tries to act like I was holding *him* up.  Are you fucking kidding me?  Whatever.

Next fuckstick...big, fat mother-fucker, shoulder-pressing the 55s...and throwing the goddamn things to the floor, what, in an effort to prove how hardcore he is in a hotel gym??

Bitches. 

I got my shit done, but I left with a little anger in my heart.  Forgive me, Jesus. 






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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 01:41:46 PM »
Breath in for 10 seconds and slowly exhale

You would have gotten a better chest workout doing pushups in your hotel room

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 02:57:24 PM »
Next time, why don't you pull your skirt up and say something to the big guys holding you up?  Then maybe you'll have a story that's actually worth making a thread about..

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 03:02:56 PM »
Tre-sounds like you were the one that got owned.  And by a celly chatting queen and a poser!  Oh brother.  I bet you were so angry that you stomped out of the gym, back to your hotel and into the waiting arms of your boyfirend.  Did you lay your head on his hairy chest and tell him about the bad men that were so rude to you?

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 03:04:51 PM »
I don't see how they were self-owned.  I bet they went on with their days, fucked their girlfriends and enjoying some drinks and laughing while you're on getbig huffing and puffing crying about how they interrupted your workout.

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 03:05:55 PM »
like you really can use a dumbell bigger than 55 anyway

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 01:53:03 AM »
Next time, why don't you pull your skirt up and say something to the big guys holding you up?  Then maybe you'll have a story that's actually worth making a thread about..

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 01:54:32 AM »
fuck - forget that last post............  QFT to everyone who responded in this thread.
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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2009, 01:59:00 AM »
Brutal thread backfire................ .man up nancy and actually say something next time.  ::)
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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 02:02:18 AM »
So basically you got mad at some dude and were too big of a pussy to say anything...I'm the same way.  :(

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2009, 05:39:52 AM »

 Tre, you fucking NITZ! If you want to train and go to a real G-Y-M close by then why didn't you ask me? I'm training in between shows today.. let me know.



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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2009, 07:20:12 AM »
guys throwing weights??? no big deal......
Guy using the phone in between sets.... happens all the time

No everyone is as serious and hardcore as gettbiggers......... you shouldn't even get bothered by those two.  :)

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2009, 07:31:13 AM »
It's possible that you failed to intimidate.

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2009, 08:13:16 AM »
like you really can use a dumbell bigger than 55 anyway

They do alright for flyes.  ;)

So basically you got mad at some dude and were too big of a pussy to say anything...I'm the same way.  :(

It got worse for me, I'm afraid. 

First, the fat guy actually went to the show in the same outfit he'd worn to the gym.  When he walked by me that evening in the lobby, brutal memories of that time in the gym.  Ugh.  Shower, mother-fucker! 

Then the other kinda in-shape guy shows up at the show later, too.  Turns out that one of the women I'd planned to shoot sometime in the next year (I predict she's going pro soon) is with him.  I didn't realize that, of course, so when he came over to where we were after a few minutes, you could say it was a bit awkward.  Ugh x2. 

Tre, you fucking NITZ! If you want to train and go to a real G-Y-M close by then why didn't you ask me? I'm training in between shows today.. let me know.

Thanks, Block!  I have to get the schedule from my boss, but would love to get in a workout, if possible.  How far from the hotel is your gym?  About 30 min?

guys throwing weights??? no big deal......
Guy using the phone in between sets.... happens all the time

No everyone is as serious and hardcore as gettbiggers......... you shouldn't even get bothered by those two.  :)

QFT. 

I bitched a little, but they weren't able to take me off my game. 

That fine woman at the Labrada booth, on the other hand....had a brotha stumblin' over his words and talking about the stormy weather!!    :-[

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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2009, 08:28:35 AM »
what are you doing in Chicago, Trenuggs?
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Re: Brutal self-ownage by 2 twinks in the Hyatt gym at Jr. Nationals
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2009, 08:34:02 AM »
what are you doing in Chicago, Trenuggs?

Just came to town for Jr. Nationals and to visit my grandfather and hopefully see a couple of old friends.  With all the cancellations we've had (some due to weather, which are allowed, of course), it's obvious to me that I'm getting fuck all done in terms of work this weekend.