Refinishing Hardwood Floors...

[The True Adonis]

ROFLMAO

It says "Rock Hard"  Putty with a bodybuilder doing the infamous "pose of cancer" on it.

Anyone else spotting the homo-erotic innuendo?

[Marty Champions]

ROFLMAO

It says "Rock Hard"  Putty with a bodybuilder doing the infamous "pose of cancer" on it.

Anyone else spotting the homo-erotic innuendo?

this stuff owns all other wood bonding products it looks like whey protein inside actually

[ManBearPig...]

What if the pine floor is from the early 1800s?  What do you do then?

pine floors are super shitty.  i'd imagine back then, it was the "pergo" equivalent.  do they even make pine flooring?  oak lasts for a thousand years if taken care of.  pine i'm not so sure of.  next time you're at a hardware store, look up the price of pine doors vs. solid oak.

if pine was any good, wouldn't arnold call himself the "Austrian Pine"?

[The True Adonis]

this stuff owns all other wood bonding products it looks like whey protein inside actually

I`d buy just because King Kamali is on the container.  Perhaps this is the secret ingredient in Plazmosis.

[Marty Champions]

pine floors are super shitty.  i'd imagine back then, it was the "pergo" equivalent.  do they even make pine flooring?  oak lasts for a thousand years if taken care of.  pine i'm not so sure of.  next time you're at a hardware store, look up the price of pine doors vs. solid oak.

if pine was any good, wouldn't arnold call himself the "Austrian Pine"?

they made alot of pine flooring in older houses that are still around today

you can doctor up any "shitty" floor

[ManBearPig...]

tips for dudes selling their house:

if you have hardwood flooring underneath your shitty carpeting, spend a couple hundred and expose them.  chicks love hardwood floors even though i think they're a bitch to walk on, but look nice with a nice rug on them.

[The True Adonis]

pine floors are super shitty.  i'd imagine back then, it was the "pergo" equivalent.  do they even make pine flooring?  oak lasts for a thousand years if taken care of.  pine i'm not so sure of.  next time you're at a hardware store, look up the price of pine doors vs. solid oak.

if pine was any good, wouldn't arnold call himself the "Austrian Pine"?

Depending on location used to determine the value of flooring.  In a place with few pines, pine would be the most expensive.  In a place with few oaks, oak would be the most expensive and desirable.

Modern trade has made location scarcity less of a factor in determining value.

[ManBearPig...]

they made alot of pine flooring in older houses that are still around today

you can doctor up any "shitty" floor

i'll take your word for it.  i just know that today pine, for doors or molding, etc. is laughed at.
don't you think oak's a lot better?

[ManBearPig...]

Depending on location used to determine the value of flooring.  In a place with few pines, pine would be the most expensive.  In a place with few oaks, oak would be the most expensive and desirable.

Modern trade has made location scarcity less of a factor in determining value.

true.  today's mostly a factor of choice and price, where before availability was a huge issue.

[bigdumbbell]

I did mine the American way. I hired two Koreans. We couldnt walk on it for 24 hours.

i got it cheaper with 1 el salvadorian in 24 hrs.  excellent results

[Marty Champions]

i'll take your word for it.  i just know that today pine, for doors or molding, etc. is laughed at.
don't you think oak's a lot better?

oh yes i agree oak is superior, they didnt know back then of course

yes hardwoods own carpet and hold up and are not a bitch to clean like carpet

[bigdumbbell]

tips for dudes selling their house:

if you have hardwood flooring underneath your shitty carpeting, spend a couple hundred and expose them.  chicks love hardwood floors even though i think they're a bitch to walk on, but look nice with a nice rug on them.

QFT u know it

[The True Adonis]

Also, colonial houses used slow-growth Pine because they were meant to just age by the walking of the feet.  They were never sanded nor finished, instead polished by the boots and shoes of many a well met traveler.  In time they acquired a wonderful patina.

[ManBearPig...]

Also, colonial houses used slow-growth Pine because they were meant to just age by the walking of the feet.  They were never sanded nor finished, instead polished by the boots and shoes of many a well met traveler.  In time they acquired a wonderful patina.

that's the same reason the guy told me he used pine flooring at one of those steakhouses where you throw peanuts on the floor, the "Lone Star Steakhouse" type.  He just put bare pine down, and said the scuffing and shoes would polish it eventually and age it.

[The True Adonis]

that's the same reason the guy told me he used pine flooring at one of those steakhouses where you throw peanuts on the floor, the "Lone Star Steakhouse" type.  He just put bare pine down, and said the scuffing and shoes would polish it eventually and age it.

The Oval Office in Pine Flooring.  Arguably one of the best jobs in the world.

[fathead]

i got it cheaper with 1 el salvadorian in 24 hrs.  excellent results

mexicans are cheaper

[ManBearPig...]

mexicans are cheaper

gentlemen, please, let's not argue the cheapness of our south american brethren.  they are very cutthroat when it comes to pricing.

for example: i needed a tree cut down in my back yard cuz we had to put a new garage in, and there wasn't enough room for a 2 car.  anyways, here's the prices i got:

1. white guy - 2500, plus 400 for stump removal
2. mexican 1 - 2000, plus stump removal for free
3. mexican 2 - 1800 plus stump removal for free
4. mexican 3 - 1400, stump removal for free

[ManBearPig...]

The Oval Office in Pine Flooring.  Arguably one of the best jobs in the world.

that is nice.  i'm a big fan of that old time paneling on the sides of the walls too.

[Spike]

Also, colonial houses used slow-growth Pine because they were meant to just age by the walking of the feet.  They were never sanded nor finished, instead polished by the boots and shoes of many a well met traveler.  In time they acquired a wonderful patina.

"I have to tie myself to the floor so they must be hardwood or I shall float away, cause I am so ferrylike and graceful.."

this kid will finish your hardwood floors for 35cents a square foot and a case of Milwaukee's beast

[The True Adonis]

"I have to tie myself to the floor so they must be hardwood or I shall float away, cause I am so ferrylike and graceful.."

this kid will finish your hardwood floors for 35cents a square foot and a case of Milwaukee's beast

How much to blow me while wearing an Astronaut helmet?

[Eyeball Chambers]

Great stuff, thank you very much gentlemen!

[sync pulse]

this is what you use to fill in cracks works everytime

this is actually wood water putty, not drywall putty/spakle.

sand the floor lightly by hand if you are not a pussy

sweep up all the dust

or rent one and finish a room in an hour for a 1-2 hour rent = only about 40 bucks

then put a 20% stain 80% polyeurathane WAX!mixture on the floor for a glossy finish

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Anyone done it?

Shit no, I paid people to do it.