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BanksMcgee

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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2009, 10:41:32 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 19, 2009, 07:48:32 AM
Man I have 1000 true stories about him
Once he was getting the bus here to the beach and it was crowded and a bumpy road
A young girl,he wouldnt tell me her rough age was standing in front of him and every bump the road had knocked her up against him,well in a few minutes of this he shot his load
Hes the funniest guy ever

Sounds like you know a man who truly doesn't give a fuck.
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2009, 10:45:14 AM »
LMAO! What a bunch of tools!  :D
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2009, 10:53:34 AM »
MORE STOries about het crazy fat man ;D
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #53 on: July 20, 2009, 05:08:36 AM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 19, 2009, 10:53:34 AM
MORE STOries about het crazy fat man ;D
Where do I start...
Anytime we go anywhere he tells people there that im his handicapped son

At an Irelands strongest man event a few yrs back he brought his camcorder to record it and when he gave one of the guys the footage to watch,all it was mostly was the young girls doing Irish dancing at the start and then Glen Ross for the rest,even when he wasnt competing

He heard that an apartment block in our city was running a brothel so he sat in his car outside it for 2days before realising it was actually a temporary dentist surgery

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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2009, 05:12:45 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 20, 2009, 05:08:36 AM
Where do I start...
Anytime we go anywhere he tells people there that im his handicapped son

At an Irelands strongest man event a few yrs back he brought his camcorder to record it and when he gave one of the guys the footage to watch,all it was mostly was the young girls doing Irish dancing at the start and then Glen Ross for the rest,even when he wasnt competing

He heard that an apartment block in our city was running a brothel so he sat in his car outside it for 2days before realising it was actually a temporary dentist surgery


HAhaha classic ;D
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2009, 06:21:59 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 20, 2009, 05:08:36 AM
Where do I start...
Anytime we go anywhere he tells people there that im his handicapped son

At an Irelands strongest man event a few yrs back he brought his camcorder to record it and when he gave one of the guys the footage to watch,all it was mostly was the young girls doing Irish dancing at the start and then Glen Ross for the rest,even when he wasnt competing

He heard that an apartment block in our city was running a brothel so he sat in his car outside it for 2days before realising it was actually a temporary dentist surgery



thats so fckn funny

LMFAO ;D
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2009, 06:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 20, 2009, 05:08:36 AM
Where do I start...
Anytime we go anywhere he tells people there that im his handicapped son

At an Irelands strongest man event a few yrs back he brought his camcorder to record it and when he gave one of the guys the footage to watch,all it was mostly was the young girls doing Irish dancing at the start and then Glen Ross for the rest,even when he wasnt competing

He heard that an apartment block in our city was running a brothel so he sat in his car outside it for 2days before realising it was actually a temporary dentist surgery
LOL. I'm in tears.    ;D
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2009, 06:39:34 AM »
Quote from: io856 on July 18, 2009, 05:45:57 PM
thats pretty cool but the hostesses flight attendents where taller than them  ;D

I enjoyed watching that... they didn't take themselves too seriously

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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2009, 08:26:30 AM »
Quote from: MethodGNA on July 18, 2009, 10:25:49 AM
 


so fucking awkward..........typical bodybuilders...........w hen the camera turns to them, they look like a deer in headlights because they know they have nothing intelligent or captivating to offer.........so they do the requisite flexing, and try to play it off like they are just joking around flexing, but really flexingis the only thing they know how to do, so they do it every single time someone turns to them for a photo or video................... .fucking dunderheads.

Remember when Cutler made that little girl cry at the expo? He thought flexing and saying "want to touch my muscles?" was the best thing he could do in that situation...
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2009, 12:43:56 PM »
this would probably make a better movie than snakes on a plane. i'm still waiting for the sequel turtles on a bus.
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Re: Schmoes On A Plane
« Reply #60 on: July 20, 2009, 12:54:49 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on July 20, 2009, 08:26:30 AM
Remember when Cutler made that little girl cry at the expo? He thought flexing and saying "want to touch my muscles?" was the best thing he could do in that situation...

i do remember that, over the course of 15 awkward seconds he slowly comes to the realization that the little girl was crying BECAUSE of him..............but you could see he didnt want everyone to know he knew............so he just kept playing it off like what the little girl really needed to be happy was to touch his morbidly deformed bicep.    :D :D
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