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500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« on: August 08, 2009, 05:45:43 PM »


(This image provided by the Houston Police Department shows George Vera, 25, booking photo. Vera is charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.)

HOUSTON (AP) —An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

http://www.whnt.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-us-odd-fat-hides-gun,0,2381566.story

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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2009, 05:48:46 PM »
He's so fat but he's repin' the pencil thin mustache.
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 05:49:04 PM »
Quote from: Tre on August 08, 2009, 05:45:43 PM

The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.


haha
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 05:56:25 PM »
damn poor bastard selling burnt songs gets busted what a life!
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 06:57:06 PM »
If he shaved the moustache he could pass for a woman, probably has dd's.
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 07:30:03 PM »
Skinny peoples lack of concealment is sickening.
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2009, 07:47:00 PM »
thats not Squatfather...
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 09:14:23 AM »
Quote from: Tre on August 08, 2009, 05:45:43 PM

(This image provided by the Houston Police Department shows George Vera, 25, booking photo. Vera is charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.)

HOUSTON (AP) —An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

http://www.whnt.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-us-odd-fat-hides-gun,0,2381566.story




Obviously related to Onlyme..... ;D
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 10:24:23 AM »
best pencil tash genes in texan jails!
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 01:52:33 PM »
haha..what if the hidden gun had a round go off

he'd just drop and nobody would know what the fuck happened.
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 01:59:47 PM »
mh i read it yesterday i thought he was black
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2009, 02:01:39 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on August 09, 2009, 01:59:47 PM
mh i read it yesterday i thought he was black

I was just about to post

"Im not even gonna read it, but im guessing hes black?"

hahahaha,

Good there was a photo  ;D
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 02:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Tre on August 08, 2009, 05:45:43 PM

(This image provided by the Houston Police Department shows George Vera, 25, booking photo. Vera is charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.)

HOUSTON (AP) —An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

http://www.whnt.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-us-odd-fat-hides-gun,0,2381566.story


why was dave arrested?
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2009, 02:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 09, 2009, 02:01:39 PM
I was just about to post

"Im not even gonna read it, but im guessing hes black?"

hahahaha,

Good there was a photo  ;D


but not cause he's in jail...the most überfat guys are black,that's why
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2009, 02:06:13 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on August 09, 2009, 02:05:27 PM

but not cause he's in jail...the most überfat guys are black,that's why

exactly why I was abotu to post it also.. Not actually because of the jail part lol
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Re: 500-lb inmate hides gun in his fat rolls
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2009, 02:07:21 PM »
is that a guy or a mega fat chick?
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