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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2009, 03:28:04 PM »
through a backing site? how do still have any patience at your age to play low buy-in donkaments on a large volume basis?

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2009, 03:32:01 PM »
through a backing site? how do still have any patience at your age to play low buy-in donkaments on a large volume basis?

no hes a friend who is a high stakes winner--i love the 5-50 dollar buy ins--they have been very very good to me--and what does age have to do with anything?  And if your game is so good, I will play u 7game mixed on full tilt at any stakes. Not just garbage hold em either, 7 game shows a players skill, NLHE shows u can outdraw

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2009, 03:50:26 PM »
lol I never said anything about my game being good or yours being bad--stop acting so defensively and then instantly challenging me to a heads up match like a clown.

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2009, 04:08:17 PM »
lol I never said anything about my game being good or yours being bad--stop acting so defensively and then instantly challenging me to a heads up match like a clown.

retard you say I play donkaments and question what I play. If you want to question what I play step up and play.  You are just a typical poker site person who yaps a big game but has no cred to back it up.  Go back to your 10 dollar sit and gos.  Sharkscope me on Cake and you will see a 209% ROI in tournaments, a 41% ROI on Party and a 35% ROI on full tilt, so hit the road you tool

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2009, 04:08:43 PM »
Did you do the FTOPS main event?


- btw - everybody is a winning 200NL player on the internet.  ;D

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2009, 04:14:10 PM »
Did you do the FTOPS main event?


- btw - everybody is a winning 200NL player on the internet.  ;D

Im a massive cash game loser--huge, I kid no one--no I played a few ftops events, main event is too much for me

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2009, 04:24:52 PM »
I play "donkaments" also you fagbag, i am not checking your "stats" I don't give a shit about an over 40 loser with no job, who has to start a thread about not drinking in 14 years for e-support.



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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2009, 04:30:06 PM »
I play "donkaments" also you fagbag, i am not checking your "stats" I don't give a shit about an over 40 loser with no job, who has to start a thread about not drinking in 14 years for e-support.




fagbag lol--no job because as this board knows I have been able to make a living playing online for 5 years. Can you say that Mister 9 to 5 at the warehouse?  Being proud of not drinking for 14 years is no crime.  And its pretty easy to judge by the way you write you are 18 years old or under.  I laugh when people comment about being older, its like they have a magical ability to not grow old.  Or they think everyone should be born on the same day at the same time to be the same age.  How is cutting down someones age hurtful? I'll never understand that.  Now go back to your minus 32% roi and your regular 40 hr a week job.  And have a great day.   lol fagbag, what is this grade 8? hahahhaa

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2009, 04:53:05 PM »
lol you really would wish I was a losing player and 18 years old, and got angry that I called you out on your bullshit.  Sorry not the case, but still believe that if it makes you feel better.

but what is really true about you is that luckboxed your way to a few cashes then proceeded to get owned in cash games, went on tilt, couldn't manage a bankroll and probably went busto multiple times.


Now go back to your cheeseburger stakes boy, and keep calling yourself a professional hahahah

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2009, 05:08:54 PM »
lol you really would wish I was a losing player and 18 years old, and got angry that I called you out on your bullshit.  Sorry not the case, but still believe that if it makes you feel better.

but what is really true about you is that luckboxed your way to a few cashes then proceeded to get owned in cash games, went on tilt, couldn't manage a bankroll and probably went busto multiple times.


Now go back to your cheeseburger stakes boy, and keep calling yourself a professional hahahah

when did I say I was a pro?  Never.  I just play and make enough to pay the bills and live.  If you follow this board at all you would know that I am bipolar and have been fired from multiple jobs for beating the hell out of managers because I dont respond well to authority (and I am not proud of it, I just have a problem).  Also, a "few" cashes is, if I guessed, 20-30 over 5k, but I guess thats garbage in your high stakes world.  And, many years ago I realized I suck at cashgames and quit them, thus assuring myself not going broke.  You also put your foot in your mouth saying I play small stakes and then saying I cant manage a bankroll.  Which is it?  I have such sick bankroll management it is borderline cheapskate.  Also, you previously stated you play the same stakes as me and now cut me down for playing "cheeseburger" stakes, thus completely cutting yourself down as you have categorized yourself with me.  And if you believe I am full of it, I have absolutely ZERO issue posting my OPR stats or my sharkscope stats here. Really, all you have done here is  state that you are at minimum equal to me in play and most likely poorer.  Read your posts again, thats  exactly what it states.  Im not the least bit mad, I cant get mad when Im dealing with someone of less intelligence than me, which makes you holy shit really stupid, cause Im not the brightest fish in the sea

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2009, 05:11:57 PM »
Username     Games Played     Av. Profit     Av. Stake     Av. ROI     Total Profit     Form     Ability /100     Network     Filter     
            215   $30     $9     168%   $4,445     Tilt   77   Cake   Sch. Only    x
                 1,488   $13     $66     20%   $19,355     -   93   FullTilt   Sch. Only    


sorry I was wrong my Cake ROI is only 168% oops and my Full Tilt is only 20%

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2009, 05:21:19 PM »
what is your username on full tilt?

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2009, 05:23:16 PM »
what is your username on full tilt?

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2009, 05:28:31 PM »
if u want come rail me in the Sunday Mulligan and I will respond -- just tell me your screenname on the rail---then you will know

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2009, 05:48:13 PM »
hold up I am to busy being 2-outed on stars

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2009, 05:53:30 PM »
hold up I am to busy being 2-outed on stars

man--accept the fact I am good--I accept that you are--lets move on--if you want to say something on the rail in the mulligan I will respond so u know its me--other than that close this issue--im also in teh Cake 109 17.5k guarantee if u account there

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2009, 06:00:08 PM »
oh ya--whats ur name on stars?  lemme run you on OPR

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2009, 06:01:28 PM »
you guys are depressing.

Low life at its finest .

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2009, 06:08:01 PM »
I found you on cake, I never played on cake because I heard they have cashout problems only stars and absolute for cash games

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2009, 06:09:14 PM »
weepeel--I only play small buyins my 2007 results are alright

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2009, 06:18:47 PM »
you guys are depressing.

Low life at its finest .


lolol lowlife---I made 37,200 in one day--ya obviously I dont make that much everyday, but I have been able to live well enough to avoid a shitty 9-5 job,...so I dont know how thats lowlife,...Im pretty happy I never subscribed to that 9-5, mortgage minivan and 2.5 kids lifestyle, I think  I would kill myself if I lived that dull life

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #46 on: August 23, 2009, 06:22:01 PM »
i am railing you on the 17.5 on cake

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #47 on: August 23, 2009, 06:23:12 PM »
Game *     Prizes    Profit     ROI     ABI    AFS     R/A     ITM     ITM
 Hold'em NL     $5,730    $893    18%    $17    2309    42%    65/280    23%



 Hold'em NL      $50,956     $2,680     6%     $70     575     24%     128/685     19%

can we close this now?

roi and itm u are actually better--u r very good

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2009, 06:26:19 PM »
good luck with the 17.5k make the final table

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Re: Pick My Tournaments
« Reply #49 on: August 23, 2009, 06:40:05 PM »
good luck with the 17.5k make the final table

tx im in the 30r 20k also