Chaos, why would a "guy" try to pass "him"self off as a woman in an anonymous forum? I'm talking about "Miss Karen", of course 
"He's" confused about "his" sexuality, like that runner "chick" that hides "her" balls in "her" vagina.
I would picture "Albert" as the kind of guy that duct tapes his junk up between his legs because he enjoys the feeling.