TOP TEN FEATS FLEX WHEELER WOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IF NOT FOR HIS ILLNESS
1. Won Gold Medals in Karate, Judo, and Greco-Roman Wrestling at the 2000 and 2004 Olympic Games.
2. Won the UFC Heavyweight Championship by knocking out Randy Couture in 23 seconds, and then stopping Chuck Lidell with a "Mind Freeze" during their staredown at UFC 39.
3. Starred in 'Revenge of the Ninjas' and won an Oscar for newly created 'Best Original Makeup Story' category.
4. Registered and developed "Flex.com" into multi-million dollar empire replete with 1998 IPO netting him 14.8 Million.
5. Started "Flex Wheeler Nutrition" and made millions before selling company to Rexall for a cool 17 million.
6. Starred as "Flexo Siffredi" in a series of porn movies with fitness stars, culminating in a AVN Award for Best Anal Scene.
7. Not to sound cocky, but he would have beaten Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 2003 California gubernatorial race or at the very least, the election would have "gone back and forth like a UFC Championship Fight".
8. Would have patented "submuscular calf implants" and won Nobel Prize for research in the field of "skinny calves".
9. Assassinated Osama Bin Laden during late 2000 private tent "posing session" with camel in Islamabad, Afghanistan.
10. Sued "Flex Magazine" and Joe Weider for profiting off his name without compensating him appropriately.
Special "Flexual Dysfunction" Ed
