You could pretend to be a minority!
GET A FELLOWSHIP
Of course there aren't, how gay would that be? But I need about $30,000 for grad school, do you have any advices on scholarships? Thanks.
How badly do you want the money?
The answer is G4P. I used to teach at a college where it was well known that some of the young ladies on campus used to dance, strip, (and who knows what else) at a very well known local strip club. They claimed they only did it to pay their tuition bills.
Serious post: most grad schools will have "funding / scholarship" websites listing opportunities that you can apply for.
Dude, this has been a running joke for years. Back when I used to go to Titty Bars, most of the strippers would claim the same bullshit. "Students" my ass. My buddies and I would call it our "community service", since we helped so many strippers pay for their school.
Do you enjoy "that" line of work? honestly....curious because my middle name is "knoshaim"...which is pronounced No shame.