to all the jewish getbiggers..

[Brixtonbulldog]

Thanks Rock.

And my jewness is always under constant scrutiny being a conservative.  Luckily I have such qualifications as actually being Bar Mitzvahd and still occasionally attending services.

Unfortunately I also have tattoos, love bacon, and am prone to give generously to those around me so I can see how many many doubt my authenticity. 

Shabbat Shalom.

[HTexan]

Thanks Rock.

And my jewness is always under constant scrutiny being a conservative.  Luckily I have such qualifications as actually being Bar Mitzvahd and still occasionally attending services.

Unfortunately I also have tattoos, love bacon, and am prone to give generously to those around me so I can see how many many doubt my authenticity. 

Shabbat Shalom.

So you eat bacon? Or just dream about it?

[Brixtonbulldog]

So you eat bacon? Or just dream about it?

If you put a half-pound of freshly fried bacon in front of me I will destroy it in .3 seconds.  When I'm not dieting I have also been known to make large bacon cheeseburgers disappear...

by eating them..  (mixing milk and meat is another no-no).

Crabs too (shellfish are forbidden).  As I live in MD I have become quite fond of crab-feasting.  That stuff is addictive.

[HTexan]

If you put a half-pound of freshly fried bacon in front of me I will destroy it in .3 seconds.  When I'm not dieting I have also been known to make large bacon cheeseburgers disappear...

by eating them..  (mixing milk and meat is another no-no).

Crabs too (shellfish are forbidden).  As I live in MD I have become quite fond of crab-feasting.  That stuff is addictive.

im not Jewish but i rarely eat bacon and don't eat other pig products. I also hate shellfish.
LOL i'm eating Jewish

[OneManGang]

Kosher meat does not taste nice with all the juices drained out.