The Funniest, Angriest Messages You've Recieved Online?

[Army of One]

Post em up, Heres mine

bring it you fucking pussy ! if  i saw you ,id kick your fucking ass. jealous bitch. envy!!!!!!! lol  look at me then look at your pathetic build. come on asshole no comparison. your a joke and a jealous bitch ! who talks shit over the computer. go fuck your aids infested mother

[NotMrAverage]

"I will stop saying hello to you in the gym - you are old news. You dumped me for a man. First now I understand why my dark voice turned you on and why you were so fixated on anal, why you kept calling me "bro-ho" etc. If you post this on GetBig I will have you killed so you will be so dead itīs not even funny!!! Die asshole die!"

That was one of the angrier ones, to bad she didīnt realize he was just a G4P client of mine.

[Army of One]

"I will stop saying hello to you in the gym - you are old news. You dumped me for a man. First now I understand why my dark voice turned you on and why you were so fixated on anal, why you kept calling me "bro-ho" etc. If you post this on GetBig I will have you killed so you will be so dead itīs not even funny!!! Die asshole die!"

That was one of the angrier ones, to bad she didīnt realize he was just a G4P client of mine.

Chick, you should try to hide your gimmicks better.

[funk51]

some guy wanted to kill me because i told him the book the iron game was a good read. so he went out on e-bay paid way way way too much for it,read it than threated to kill me monthes later. oh well.

[Rami]

I like to think of very angry people, as a little pet animal of some sort, that I can pick up and hold and caress, calm down, soothe and reassure. And when it's better again, let them run away to new adventures and with a mended, free spirit.

[WillGrant]

Post em up, Heres mine

haha DA has such a way with words