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saopl

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Worst. Gas. Ever.
« on: January 06, 2010, 01:31:11 PM »
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my gas is unbelievable today. it smells like something died 3 weeks ago and has been rotting under my desk.
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 01:56:14 PM »
Quote from: saopl on January 06, 2010, 01:31:11 PM
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my gas is unbelievable today. it smells like something died 3 weeks ago and has been rotting under my desk.
           thank you for sharing that with the world, this will make the world a better place. me and my bro can smell you from here.
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2010, 02:39:30 PM »
Must have drank some Mega Mass 2000.
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2010, 02:42:15 PM »
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 09:29:02 AM »
eating too much protein can result in bad gas
thats why bodybuilders sometimes have bad gas
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 09:29:38 AM »
my wife complained so bad once that she refuses to make me my omlette now on sunday morning  >:(
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 09:35:20 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on January 07, 2010, 09:29:38 AM
my wife complained so bad once that she refuses to make me my omlette now on sunday morning  >:(

lmao....your "wife"   sure... ::)
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 09:37:20 AM »
Quote from: emn1964 on January 07, 2010, 09:35:20 AM
lmao....your "wife"   sure... ::)

what i need 1000+ posts before i can marry? nerd  ::)
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funk51

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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 12:14:04 PM »
Quote from: saopl on January 06, 2010, 01:31:11 PM
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my gas is unbelievable today. it smells like something died 3 weeks ago and has been rotting under my desk.
           i knew a guy who used  to be able to fart for 6 minutes straight, he once killed a small dog with one of his farts, his name was peesta.
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 12:23:46 PM »
THAT'S MY NAME. FUCK YOU.
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 01:53:34 PM »
Quote from: funk51 on January 07, 2010, 12:14:04 PM
           i knew a guy who used  to be able to fart for 6 minutes straight, he once killed a small dog with one of his farts, his name was peesta.
I don't know about 6 minutes, but I have a friend that I swear rips them a minute at a time and frequently. He has Chrones and his stomach is always inflamed and gasses up.
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010, 06:16:05 PM »
 ;)
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2010, 06:46:55 PM »
hold it for three days straight then let loose on an elevator. Also press all the buttons on your way ou
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Re: Worst. Gas. Ever.
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 02:56:35 PM »
Quote from: saopl on January 07, 2010, 12:23:46 PM
THAT'S MY NAME. FUCK YOU.
peesta=steve in hungarian.
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