A few years back I had a guy from work who told me a funny story. He would ask his wife for a BJ or sex and if she declined he wouldn't complain. When she went to sleep he would jerk off on her feet and then wrap her feet in the sheets. So when she wakes up her feet are stuck to the sheets and she knows what happened. So her choice is a BJ or do laundry mid week lmfao. I use to think this guy was a n idiot now I think he is brilliant