This be up your "ally" eh bro
A man goes on a business trip to New York. Bored one night, he decided hes gonna go out and find a hooker. He finds one and they go back to her condo. The man asks "so how are your hand jobs", the hooker replies, "well look around this top floor condo filled with top of the line gear, it was paid for with handjobs" The man says "well i'll have one of those" after it was done, he said "yea that was the best i've ever had, so how are your blowjobs?" The hooker takes him out on the balcony and points to a red Ferrari, and says "well that was paid for with my blow jobs" the man agrees to one, and afterwards tells her that was the best hes ever had. Impressed with the hookers ability, he asks her what kind of lay she is. The hooker takes him to the balcony and points out to the harbor and says "you see that 30 million dollar yacht out there? well if I had a cu nt, that would be mine"
