Remember Fruit Rollups? Do they still sell those things because that would be ideal and the fruit is already as insulted as it's going to get at that point.
Fruitfucker already sounds like a erotic drink, like "give me a sex the beach, a slow screw, and a fruitfucker"
Dude unless you start using drugs heavily no one is going to say 'Hey look at that bodybuilder guy' when you walk down the street. Don't sweat it. You're under the radar.
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