WTF? North American women are complete hoes for a dollar, have more opportunity than women from any country and this stuff to get a check vs a job. This aint a black thing so dont start. I was in Colorado Spring about 2 yrs back and this white kid had like 4 baby mommas at 24. WTF...again.
Jets Just Enabling Cromartie's Behavior
After fathering seven children by six women in five states, you'd think Antonio Cromartie would have trouble finding a new partner.
The New York Jets not only have a crush on Cromartie, they'll pay to help his bygones be bygones. You don't have to be Dr. Laura to shriek the obvious question:
What are you thinking?
"We're working with Antonio to give him the best chance to be successful," Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum said.
What they're doing is having unprotected football sex. Unable to sign Tiger Woods, the Jets traded a third-round pick to San Diego for Cromartie. They not only got a cornerback, they got all the baggage that comes with being one tryst short of an Octo-dad.
ShareThat includes paternity-payment bills so large that Cromartie needed a $500,000 advance. All those mothers apparently couldn't wait until his first paycheck in September to buy baby formula.
That gets to the real worry for Jets fans. If a guy is that irresponsible with his flesh-and-blood, what's he going to be like with you?
Sure, general managers regularly invite players into their locker rooms whom they wouldn't let within 100 yards of their daughters. But no team has consummated the kind of relationship New York has with Cromartie.
He couldn't take care of his families on $1.7 million a year. What makes anyone think he's suddenly going to grow up?
"I made some wrong decisions in my first two years [in the league]," Cromartie said, "and I have to take on that responsibility."
In other words, he's a changed man. Where have a billion women heard that before?
"It took me awhile to man up and say, 'I gotta do what I'm supposed to do and accept responsibilities.' "
-- Antonio Cromartie I'd like to give Cromartie, now entering his fifth season, the benefit of the doubt, but sheesh -- seven "wrong decisions?"
After No. 2 or 3, I might invest in a box of condoms. After No. 4 or 5, I might investigate a vasectomy. You know they're reversible, Antonio.
After No. 6, I might ask my agent to send me to Tiger's sex-rehab clinic. After No. 7, one word:
Eunuch.
The most impressive thing is Cromartie planted all these seeds before he hit 25. If this keeps up, Shawn Kemp is going to have to come out of retirement to defend his procreation crown.
As prodigious as Kemp was, Seattle and Cleveland never had to front him paternity money. The Jets say they just want to help young Antonio get his life in order -- and in the meantime help themselves to an ex-Pro Bowl talent.
This transaction has followed the traditional choreography: Player has character issues. Old team gets fed up and dumps him. Player says he's turned over a new condom.
"It took me awhile to man up and say, 'I gotta do what I'm supposed to do and accept responsibilities,' " Cromartie said. "I can't point the finger at anybody else."
Nice words. The problem is Cromartie said them before last season. He proceeded to have another disappointing year and point fingers at coaches, San Diego's defensive scheme and even the training camp food.
Then there was the Chargers' playoff game, when he barely pointed, much less lifted a finger to stop the Jets' Shonn Greene on a 53-yard touchdown run. Cromartie is much better hitting on women than running backs.
He's a football heartthrob who'll break your heart. If you want to collapse in the playoffs, Cromartie is just the kind of character-challenged player you build your team around.
And now he's going to New York? If he couldn't behave himself in San Diego, what's he going to do in the place that gave America its first official city condom?
That was in 2007, when the New York Health Department starting giving out free condoms at bars, restaurants, gyms, community centers and coffeehouses. No word if Cromartie demanded a machine in his locker.
By coincidence, the new condom cover was chosen this week. More than 15,000 online voters selected packaging with a computer power button. Look at your computer and you'll see why.
If only they'd waited another week, voters might have been swayed and we'd have a cover featuring Broadway Antonio trying to intercept Ivanka Trump.
It's not that Jets owner Woody Johnson wants another 32 mouths to feed at the company picnic. The team believes Rex Ryan will be a good influence on Cromartie.
The Jets are risking more than a third-round pick, however. They're risking team chemistry, not to mention 70,000 irate fans throwing condoms at Cromartie the first time he ducks a tackle.
If New York really wanted to help Cromartie, it would treat him like the problem child he is. He's never taken responsibility because he's never had to. Let him file for fiscal, as well as moral, bankruptcy. Now, instead of making him see there are consequences to actions, the Jets have only encouraged more action.
Paternity-suit problems? No problem.
Maybe Cromartie really will be responsible this time. That's what at least six women believed, only to eventually discover the truth.
When you hop into bed with Cromartie, your problems have just begun.
Are NA women the biggest hoes without officially taking on the title and profession?
