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Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« on: March 17, 2010, 09:30:01 AM »
TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS - 25$ PER WEEK

Date: 2010-03-08, 4:28PM EST
Reply to: serv-hxspv-1634712520@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

VERY AFFORDABLE PROGRAM PRICES -
call HOWARD NEWMAN AT 954-753-4248
as low as 25 dollars per week for TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS


What Can TESTOSTERONE Do For You?

*Increase muscle mass, libido and overall energy.
*Reduce excess body fat.
*Reduce wrinkling of the skin and other effects of skin aging.
*Re-grow certain internal organs that have atrophied with age.
*Increase bone density.
*Strengthen the immune system.
*Reverse cognitive decline.
*Stimulate production of the bone marrow cells that produce red blood cells.

PROGRAM INCLUDES...
Initial Examination
Required Lab Work with Follow Up
Dispensing of appropriate supplements

CALL Dr Howard Newman at 954-753-4248 TO SCHEDULE A Complimentary CONSULTATION AND LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR BIO IDENTICAL HORMONE REPLACEMENT PROGRAMS FOR MEN AT EAST WEST PHYSICIANS.

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 09:35:08 AM »
"as low as 25 dollars...."

And that's the hook, maybe a person gets lucky, but I bet most pay market or inflated price.


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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 09:45:41 AM »
"as low as 25 dollars...."

And that's the hook, maybe a person gets lucky, but I bet most pay market or inflated price.



I was surfing a site that searches across all of Craigslist for "testosterone" and saw this.  You never see this shit in Cali.  I guess Florida is the HRT capital of the USA.  If I lived in Miami I would call this cat up.

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 09:58:16 AM »
I was surfing a site that searches across all of Craigslist for "testosterone" and saw this.  You never see this shit in Cali.  I guess Florida is the HRT capital of the USA.  If I lived in Miami I would call this cat up.

Could be some undercover cops.
Don't forget to visit Dexter Morgan in Florida for some killer hookups  :D

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 10:17:26 AM »
Could be some undercover cops.
Don't forget to visit Dexter Morgan in Florida for some killer hookups  :D

He wanted to take me fishing on his boat "slice of life"

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 10:25:07 AM »
He wanted to take me fishing on his boat "slice of life"

Make sure you bring your own garbage bags. He usually uses up his supply when he takes the boat out.

Also -  make sure you don't bring up his wife - thats a dead end conversation.



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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 10:28:05 AM »
Funny how the Libs in California want to legalize pot but try to get a shot of test that actually helps people, it's the same legal charge as cocain.

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 10:29:55 AM »


I wonder how quickly it will be before the block is lined up with juice heads looking to supplement their weekly injections...and how fast before the authorities catch on- if it's not a sting already.

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 10:30:13 AM »
Funny how the Libs in California want to legalize pot but try to get a shot of test that actually helps people, it's the same legal charge as cocain.

priorities man.

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 10:42:25 AM »

I wonder how quickly it will be before the block is lined up with juice heads looking to supplement their weekly injections...and how fast before the authorities catch on- if it's not a sting already.

If it is a sting.  What charge can they put on you for buying a $25 injection?

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 10:44:38 AM »
I don't care about steroids either way. If you wanna use, fine...if not, whatever.

Since I was a teenage lifter, I have known quite a few (15ish) juicers.

Out of those 15, I keep in touch with a handful. Some I see at the gym still, some I hear about through other people.
The one thing about all of those guys is NONE of them juice anymore and less than half still train.

My thing is, the effects of steroids are temporary because it takes a truly dedicated/delusional person to juice over years and years because it's so hard to maintain that lifestyle. What the fuck is the point?

Just fucking lift heavy and eat meat.

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Re: Awesome craigslist ad. Wish I lived in Miami.
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 10:47:50 AM »
If it is a sting.  What charge can they put on you for buying a $25 injection?

And how could they pin one $25 injection on you? You're not holding, it's not in your or for your personal stash. And if you're going there 1-2 weekly, couldn't that still be considered HRT, as well as how would they know exactly how much you're being injected with?