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Let's say for arguments sake that the plane is being flown electronically so there is no crew or pilot on board.

Eight Seats-- . Pick the seating chart of politicians, pundits and the like from each party that you would plan to send on a permanent vacation if you could play God for a moment.

Row 1 A: Pelosi+ Dodd
Row 1 B: Sharpton+Olbermann

Row 2 A: Hannity+ That anti gay douchebag that started those protests outside of recently deceased soldiers funerals
Row 2 B: Maddow+ Palin

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 03:20:54 PM »
Let's say for arguments sake that the plane is being flown electronically so there is no crew or pilot on board.

Eight Seats-- . Pick the seating chart of politicians, pundits and the like from each party that you would plan to send on a permanent vacation if you could play God for a moment.

Row 1 A: Pelosi+ Dodd
Row 1 B: Sharpton+Olbermann

Row 2 A: Hannity+ That anti gay douchebag that started those protests outside of recently deceased soldiers funerals
Row 2 B: Maddow+ Palin

GWB
Cheney
Rumsfeld
Wolfowitz
Kristol
Hannity
Limbaugh
Coulter

...and I'd stick Nancy Grace, & Gloria Aldred in the cargo compartments.
Glen beck get's a pass for now... cause his entertainment value is so high.
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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 03:25:10 PM »
If I "could play God for a moment" there would be better thing to do with that time than kill people.

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 03:38:54 PM »
That is very enlightened of you.

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 03:40:20 PM »
That is very enlightened of you.

Not really, LOL! I'd make myself a trillionaire. :)

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 03:55:41 PM »
Why?

You're God already. I would eliminate all monetary systems and designate my eyelashes as the only world currency. Each lash would be worth 100 trillion dollars. Of course I would also have to make myself immortal and maintain a wide array of superpowers to make that work. Then,  I would eliminate everyone I hated+ Give myself a permanent Harem of hot international tail located in one of Pablo Escobars old villas where I would set world wide public policy, decide what television shows would be broadcasted on every channel in every country, and cured most terminal diseases.

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 03:58:45 PM »
I'd kill da debil. 

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 04:06:53 PM »
Why?

You're God already. I would eliminate all monetary systems and designate my eyelashes as the only world currency. Each lash would be worth 100 trillion dollars. Of course I would also have to make myself immortal and maintain a wide array of superpowers to make that work. Then,  I would eliminate everyone I hated+ Give myself a permanent Harem of hot international tail located in one of Pablo Escobars old villas where I would set world wide public policy, decide what television shows would be broadcasted on every channel in every country, and cured most terminal diseases.

There isn't anyone I hate, LOL!

Superpowers first, then take whatever you want. :)

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 04:30:38 PM »
gETBIG flotsam PARTY

1) Billy Mimnaugh
2) SKIP_8282
3) 333367
3) the coach, Joe marino, Aka Joe Loco, aka Joe marino, aka, fecesInYourMouth, Mr. Intenseone
4) gEORGE wHOREWELL
6)bINDARE_DONTHAT
7)kAZAN
6) Tony Mctones
7)Mcway
9) kazan

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 04:59:06 PM »
Oh i read it wrong

Like this
  Row 1: Rush Limbuagh: glen Beck
  Row 2: Bill O'reilly: G W Bush
  Row 3" Joe Liberman : Newt Gingrich---
  Row 4  Dick Cheney: condi rice


luggage compartment: laura bush

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 06:21:38 PM »
gETBIG flotsam PARTY

1) Billy Mimnaugh
2) 333367
3) the coach, Joe marino, Aka Joe Loco, aka Joe marino, aka, fecesInYourMouth, Mr. Intenseone
4) gEORGE wHOREWELL
5)bINDARE_DONTHAT
5)SKIP_8282
6) kAZAN
7)Tony Mctones
9) Mcway
10)kazan


That really hurts Markos.  Not your illiteracy...but the fact that I'm not #1.  That really, really hurts...

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 06:26:39 PM »

That really hurts Markos.  Not your illiteracy...but the fact that I'm not #1.  That really, really hurts...

You suck really bad don't get me wrong...However, i hate the others a little more than you :-*

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 06:37:12 PM »
You suck really bad don't get me wrong...However, i hate the others a little more than you :-*


Let's compromise.  I'll stop bringing you a new box of crayons and a football helmet every week.  In exchange, you bump me up to #1.

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Re: A small airplane is going to crash and kill everyone on board
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 06:44:08 PM »

Let's compromise.  I'll stop bringing you a new box of crayons and a football helmet every week.  In exchange, you bump me up to #1.


Done... However, you're sitting you next to Nanci Pelosi in the front Row.. :-X