if you can wear american apparel clothing you are officially twink status
Yup. Nothing says "I like to lift" like greasy-ass shim hipster cloths... GOD I hate that hipster market. Most shoppers there before they walk out their front door for the day;
Coke-bottle glasses with no lenses- check
Beanie worn half-way back on the skull, exposing the receeding hair line- check
Not showering in weeks to get the greasy hair look- check
Some type of skinny plaid or striped shirt to accentuate the holocaust-victim arms- check
Queer skinny jeans that could be mistaken for women's leggings- check
The most loud, ugly pair of high tops or slip-ons one can find- check
A bicycle that constantly needs repair to peddle themselves to the nearest American Apparel store for more twink gear- check