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revenge is mine!!!
« on: April 13, 2010, 08:50:19 PM »
I am in bed armed with with a sharpie..she just fell asleep....

I'm gonna draw a robot on her stomach!!!

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Re: revenge is mine!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 06:07:12 AM »
I am in bed armed with with a sharpie..she just fell asleep....

I'm gonna draw a robot on her stomach!!!

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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 10:50:42 AM »
Only when she is allowed too!!!!!

....And she woke up while I was drawing, and took my sharpie away....mission failure...

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Re: revenge is mine!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 03:00:14 PM »
how far did you get?

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 03:05:37 PM »
how far did you get?
the square for its head...

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Re: revenge is mine!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 03:31:30 PM »
i am re assembling my plan now.....i have roughly 30 minutes before she gets home...

ideas?.....

so far i am just drinking all of her red bull, and bacardi O.....i dont think thats good enough...

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Re: revenge is mine!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 05:45:41 AM »
i am re assembling my plan now.....i have roughly 30 minutes before she gets home...

ideas?.....

so far i am just drinking all of her red bull, and bacardi O.....i dont think thats good enough...

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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 11:31:06 AM »
Indeed.....but its ok, I have a guy I just arrested going batshit in the back of my investigator mobile.....I am stuck waiting on a damn train, and still have 50 miles to drive with this asshole!!!

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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 11:44:40 AM »
Now he is really pissed....I stopped at a taco stand, and didn't get him anything and he is accusing me of being rascists towards him.....I'm white, he is white....

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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 12:11:49 PM »
Hahaha somebody called the local PD thinking that I had kidnapped someone and they were trying to escape....the local PD showed up, and there officer helped me put the leg shackles, and spit mask on him.....got the officer a taco, and I am now back in route to the jail...

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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2010, 07:38:43 AM »
Now he is really pissed....I stopped at a taco stand, and didn't get him anything and he is accusing me of being rascists towards him.....I'm white, he is white....

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What? lol

Is your car unmarked?  What did the guy do to be arrested?
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Re: revenge is mine!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2010, 09:34:41 AM »
did it come off benchy

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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2010, 11:43:53 AM »
What? lol

Is your car unmarked?  What did the guy do to be arrested?
i cant say what he was arrested for as of yet....but my investigator mobile is a unmarked, white 2010 ford expedition......not even a spotlight on the drivers window...


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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2010, 11:44:49 AM »
did it come off benchy
as of right now?....no......the smile is still visible...the eyes are gone though...

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Re: revenge is mine!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 01:13:50 PM »
Indeed.....but its ok, I have a guy I just arrested going batshit in the back of my investigator mobile.....I am stuck waiting on a damn train, and still have 50 miles to drive with this asshole!!!

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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2010, 01:55:57 PM »
Is it Disturbia?
nah...this guy is crazier...

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« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2010, 03:46:27 PM »
awesome..I had a white guy say I kicked him out cause I was racist and I'm white lol.

Back to the artistic venture..you gotta wait till she's in that deep sleep to start up on that. Or make her a drink as well, several in fact. ;D

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« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2010, 04:33:59 PM »
awesome..I had a white guy say I kicked him out cause I was racist and I'm white lol.

Back to the artistic venture..you gotta wait till she's in that deep sleep to start up on that. Or make her a drink as well, several in fact. ;D
friends dont let friends drink alone......i would end up being just as drunk as her...

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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2010, 09:17:37 AM »
ok and??? so the lines won't be as straight..lol ;D