which of these 2 things should i do right now:

[JOHN MATRIX]

i have the day off today. had plans but of course its been a thunderstorm all morning and looks to keep raining hard all day. so basically im stuck inside with jack shit to do. should i

1. drink a bunch of PUMP FUEL and workout hard for 2 hours, then study up and clean the house
or
2. open an old bottle of Stone imperial stout, then move to polish off bottle of jim beam afterwards and just post on the internet all day, probably crack a few off and be passed out drunk by 6 pm

[The Showstoppa]

i have the day off today. had plans but of course its been a thunderstorm all morning and looks to keep raining hard all day. so basically im stuck inside with jack shit to do. should i

1. drink a bunch of PUMP FUEL and workout hard for 2 hours, then study up and clean the house
or
2. open an old bottle of Stone imperial stout, then move to polish off bottle of jim beam afterwards and just post on the internet all day, probably crack a few off and be passed out drunk by 6 pm

How about mix the pump fuel and jim beam.....chase it with the Stone stout, post on the internet until your buzz kicks in and then go workout?

[ChristopherA]

How about mix the pump fuel and jim beam.....chase it with the Stone stout, post on the internet until your buzz kicks in and then go workout?

What he said, but chase it all with an oxy 80.

[JOHN MATRIX]

How about mix the pump fuel and jim beam.....chase it with the Stone stout, post on the internet until your buzz kicks in and then go workout?

ive been wondering what would happen if i mixed those two things. and working out under the influence is a bad idea- ive tried

[dan18]

i have the day off today. had plans but of course its been a thunderstorm all morning and looks to keep raining hard all day. so basically im stuck inside with jack shit to do. should i

1. drink a bunch of PUMP FUEL and workout hard for 2 hours, then study up and clean the house
or
2. open an old bottle of Stone imperial stout, then move to polish off bottle of jim beam afterwards and just post on the internet all day, probably crack a few off and be passed out drunk by 6 pm

if you werent gay maybe you could line up a chick to come over and fuck the night away

[stuntmovie]

John, I met Dean Martin over lunch one day at Hamburger Hamlet and even though he had a drinking reputation, he told me that he was never a serious drinker.

His son had just passed away in a plane crash but he was polite and welcomed the conversation.

If you had asked him the above question .... here's how he would more than likely have responded ...  

His writers had written this material for him and he liked it enough to repeat it often. Sometimes I wish these writers had gotten credit for what comes out of  the mouth of celebrities, but Deano will always get that credit.....

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
 
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

My advice .... Clean the house! Throw out those empty liquor bottles. Then go to the gym.
 

[The Showstoppa]

Can't stand a drunk when I'm sober, or somebody sober when I'm drunk...

[CalvinH]

Can't stand a drunk when I'm sober, or somebody sober when I'm drunk...

Haha,true


...and does he really hafta ask what choice to make

[Mr Nobody]

i have the day off today. had plans but of course its been a thunderstorm all morning and looks to keep raining hard all day. so basically im stuck inside with jack shit to do. should i

1. drink a bunch of PUMP FUEL and workout hard for 2 hours, then study up and clean the house
or
2. open an old bottle of Stone imperial stout, then move to polish off bottle of jim beam afterwards and just post on the internet all day, probably crack a few off and be passed out drunk by 6 pm

All the way #2

[The Showstoppa]

Haha,true


...and does he really hafta ask what choice to make

i know man, it's Friday.....already knocked the workout out this AM, to free the afternoon and evening up for carb-loading. 

[The Ugly]

John, I met Dean Martin over lunch one day at Hamburger Hamlet and even though he had a drinking reputation, he told me that he was never a serious drinker.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

 

I peed next to Doogie Howser in Vegas.

Now who's bad?

[The Showstoppa]

I peed next to Doogie Howser in Vegas.

Now who's bad?

Did he offer to shake it for you?

[Howard]

i have the day off today. had plans but of course its been a thunderstorm all morning and looks to keep raining hard all day. so basically im stuck inside with jack shit to do. should i

1. drink a bunch of PUMP FUEL and workout hard for 2 hours, then study up and clean the house
or
2. open an old bottle of Stone imperial stout, then move to polish off bottle of jim beam afterwards and just post on the internet all day, probably crack a few off and be passed out drunk by 6 pm

BOTH, just do the #1 first stuff , get it done and THEN get blind drink and hump the bejeezus out of some drunken slut at midnight

[El Diablo Blanco]

You need to fit some whores in between.

[The Ugly]

Did he offer to shake it for you?

Just peeked for an extended moment. "Take a picture," I said. "Doogie."

[JOHN MATRIX]

god im such a lazy piece of shit. i flipped a coin to decide and it landed on option #1 but now im sitting thinking of an excuse to just do option #2  

[saopl]

drinking by yourself?