AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT

[newmom]

i looked at my cock in the mirror a few day ago and said "wow, i could kill someone with this"

 

bench

LMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[benchmstr]

LMMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

at the very least i could smash a car windshield with it

bench

[chaos]

yea good job blowing up my spot (and please you dorks refrain from the fixed quotations)

Eh, it's old news now, MJK PM'd those titties to half the board.

[BIG_STI]

i leave for 12 hours and look what happens- the tuba player grows some balls.

yes, i'm sure all you would like to hope and dream that the pic of the young man pictured here is me. that being said i would bet he still looks better than 75% of the people posting in this thread- and i can guarantee i look better than of any of you. lol. sorry to let you down.

however, feel free to keep the dream alive- i'm sure it's the one way that my past victims like 'BIG_STI' ('you don't get gyno on one pec and not the other'- weren't those your words of wisdom? ahahahaha dildo) and the tuba player can cope daily with the wounds i have opened with my words.

here's the thread where i was exposed- enjoy.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=198938.0

All you have to do is post a pic and prove this fat pig isn't you, but that will never happen

[chaos]

All you have to do is post a pic and prove this fat pig isn't you, but that will never happen

The fact that he knew exactly were to find the thread he was exposed in speaks volumes.

The little fat guy with swords and nunchucks hanging on the wall is "no one".

[BIG ACH]

Alex is a cool guy!  His posts make me laugh!

[BIG_STI]

The fact that he knew exactly were to find the thread he was exposed in speaks volumes.

The little fat guy with swords and nunchucks hanging on the wall is "no one".

I still can't get past these disgusting milky tits of his, looks like a really bad breast reduction surgery.  

[bigbobs]

sounds like you should change your avatar from "have i hurt your feelings?" to "Alex23 has hurt my feelings" 

[ShipSekki]

alex23 comes off as a self aggrandising douchebag who prolly has very few relationships of substance in real life due to his coming off as trying to hard to fit in and and be 'that cool guy'?

just curious.

 I totally agree.

 Lot's of SoCal white guys act like that though. Just kinda like cheesy arrogant douchebags.

[dantelis]

alex23 comes off as a self aggrandising douchebag who prolly has very few relationships of substance in real life due to his coming off as trying to hard to fit in and and be 'that cool guy'?

just curious.

Yes, you are the only one.

[Croatch]

that's the tuba player (fat panda)

i have never posted a pic of myself online. not saying there might not be one or tow out there, but not by my posting.

Spoken like a man with confidence.
Gotta love the "it isn't me, but I won't post a picture" type.
We've seen it all before here.  The end result...isn't pretty.

[newmom]

Eh, it's old news now, MJK PM'd those titties to half the board.

ohhhhhhhhhh that explains alot

[WillGrant]

That pic is not no one

[no one]

The fact that he knew exactly were to find the thread he was exposed in speaks volumes.

The little fat guy with swords and nunchucks hanging on the wall is "no one".

here comes 'chaos' to defend the honour of his boyfriend 'alex23'.

dude, your the biggest racist, shit talker here- you constantly issue challenges but never back your own shit up, like the time mindspin offered to re-arrange your facial features. you challenged shipsekki and he made you look the fool.

by the way, my offer to you in that thread still stands, provided you can come up with $500 from coupon clipping in the walmart flyer.

[Van_Bilderass]

What's going on here?

[big14]

alex23 comes off as a self aggrandising douchebag who prolly has very few relationships of substance in real life due to his coming off as trying to hard to fit in and and be 'that cool guy'?

just curious.

I have to agree he is selfpromoting himself quite hard
nobody can take a guy like that seriously.

[newmom]

What's going on here?

what is that Van

[no one]

What's going on here?

LOL

[no one]

what is that Van

'that' is 'supposed' to be van.

much like the little fella pictured is supposed to be me.

if you read van's posts concerning anabolics and contest prep, you'll see the pic and the knowledge don't quite gel.

[chaos]

here comes 'chaos' to defend the honour of his boyfriend 'alex23'.

dude, your the biggest racist, shit talker here- you constantly issue challenges but never back your own shit up, like the time mindspin offered to re-arrange your facial features. you challenged shipsekki and he made you look the fool.

by the way, my offer to you in that thread still stands, provided you can come up with $500 from coupon clipping in the walmart flyer.

I've never challenged anyone tubby, it's not my fault you're a fat slob, maybe you should cut back on your overingestion of black ballbags.

[ShipSekki]

I've never challenged anyone tubby, it's not my fault you're a fat slob, maybe you should cut back on your overingestion of black ballbags.

 Bitch i'll make you swallow my slimy white ballsack.

 My nut hairs are gonna be stuck in yout throat for weeks after I make you toss my salad and give you a hot fudge snack for desert. Mother fucker.

[no one]

I've never challenged anyone tubby, it's not my fault you're a fat slob, maybe you should cut back on your overingestion of black ballbags.

you have a lot of anger. does it come from being fat or destitute?

anyway, fat alex23 made the mistake of posting your pics flipping tires and whatnot at colliseum. the fallout over those was pretty amazing- it was kinda like watching a car crash- you know it's not going to end well but you just can't help yourself. you were wearing some very fashionable pants as i recall. you also had ankles the size of your thighs, and a waist line broader than your shoulders. you looked kinda like a white 6 foot version of a telly tubby, in a worse outfit.

i'm sorry stud, but if anyone posting in this thread is a fat bitch- it's you.

[clued-up]

I'm not saying that's actually *no one*.. but the guy reminds me of... Bob's Big Boy 

[CalvinH]

You're probably not the only one. But you can't please everybody. Probably the only guy here that everybody likes is bigbob CalvinH.

Alex is just having fun with this board, which is what we should all do. He seems like a guy who enjoys life and doesn't have to try to be cool to "fit in". He's smart, successful and likes to have fun. If I was still in Cali I'd definitely make it a point to meet up with him. Throw chaos in the mix and I can watch them toss tires around at Coach's gym while I sit on the side lines complaining about my knees.

There are other real douche bags on here to focus on. Speaking of which. What ever did happen to MJK? What's this thing with chaos' saying NewMom killed him? Maybe she's good for something after all.

  

 

[newmom]

'that' is 'supposed' to be van.

much like the little fella pictured is supposed to be me.

if you read van's posts concerning anabolics and contest prep, you'll see the pic and the knowledge don't quite gel.

yes I like his posts, hence is why I asked what is that