Poor Tre.....that mormon skank sure did a number on you, my man.... 
Poor Tre.....that mormon skank sure did a number on you, my man....
It's all God's fault.
Actually, though, I knew it was all bullshit before she entered my life. I just played along so I could bang all the church chicks in college.
I'm an in the moment kind of guy...all that matters is right now. When I'm dead, then I'll deal with all that's important in the afterlife, but 'preparing to be dead' isn't something industrious people spend a lot of time on. Make sure the state and the wife's family members can't steal the kid's inheritance, but aside from that...worry about the life you have, not the one you've been 'promised' by the charlatans.
