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Current Events
« on: June 13, 2010, 05:34:30 PM »
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally.



















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Re: Current Events
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2010, 06:25:41 PM »
I would like to have sex with the loch ness monster. 

I think she'd be way gentler than bigfoot, and way easier to find than say, the president's birth certificate.

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Re: Current Events
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2010, 06:29:37 PM »
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally.


Sorry, just doing an impression of samson...  :)

You forgot somehow tie this into America, White Christians and Israel.  ::)