hammerfied!!!

[benchmstr]

hammerfied= a level of drunkness where you can comprehend conversation, but lose certain motor skills...like the ability to talk out loud, and to walk...

i am there right now....discuss...

bench

[Migs]

no you're not

[tonymctones]

no you're not

have to agree, your post was way to coherant and without one spelling error

you = sober 

[Parker]

hammerfied= a level of drunkness where you can comprehend conversation, but lose certain motor skills...like the ability to talk out loud, and to walk...

i am there right now....discuss...

bench

I opened this hinking it was when someone is so drunk that they crapped their pants, making them look like they are wearing MC Hhammer's pants.

[drkaje]

I thought he saw some bad toes!!

[Parker]

I thought he saw some bad toes!!

I knew a hot girl like that. She was Blazing!!!! But her feet looked like a blind man  took a sledge hammer to them.

[Butterbean]

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[Mr Nobody]

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All chick drinks Stella I cant get drunk of less than 20 of those.

[benchmstr]

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they served your salad in a cup?

bench

[drkaje]

I knew a hot girl like that. She was Blazing!!!! But her feet looked like a blind man  took a sledge hammer to them.

When you see that, remind yourself of one fact and then ask a question:
1. No contraception method (other than vasectomy) is 100% effective.
2. Would you really want to risk having kids with someone too stupid to wear the right shoe size?

[benchmstr]

When you see that, remind yourself of one fact and then ask a question:
1. No contraception method (other than vasectomyand bleach) is 100% effective.
2. Would you really want to risk having kids with someone too stupid to wear the right shoe size?

FIXED

bench

[Playboy]

All chick drinks Stella I cant get drunk of less than 20 of those.

This thread is making me thirsty. I'm off to the cellar. I got a nice stock pile there 

[Mr Nobody]

This thread is making me thirsty. I'm off to the cellar. I got a nice stock pile there 

Get started dawg.